I desperately need DU help.

[puerco-bellies]

Post your wacko intertubes sites here to help alleviate my eternal need to avoid doing useful tasks online.
So far today I've discovered rense.com and http://wsjparody.com/

Come on DU what's ya got!?!:crazy: :tinfoilhat: :crazy:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear puerco-bellies!

Now, just why should we be helping you goof off???

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

WELL?

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:rofl: :rofl:

:hug:

[puerco-bellies]

2. Umm.. well a..

My dog ate my spread sheet.
:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Oh........OF course!

You don't have a dog, and even if you did, they cannot eat things that exist only electronically!

:evilgrin:

And you are one funny dude, sweetie! :hug:

[Parche]

3. Hey

http://www.bettybowers.com/
:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

[puerco-bellies]

7. Cool Beans

Though a little Utero-Centric. :spank: :rofl: :spank:

[geardaddy]

12. I love this T-shirt logo

The caption is: Heaven - Republican Free since 1964

[hobbit709]

5. So you're saying that DU doesn't take enough of your time?

[puerco-bellies]

8. Who the hell said that.

This is just in case DU has not sucked the last second of my day.

:hi:

[Q3JR4]

6. How about...

zug.com?

[puerco-bellies]

9. Oh yea, that's the stuff.

Keep it coming.

[Crabby Appleton]

10. Kitten canon

http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

[puerco-bellies]

13. 906 feet baby..

I loves me the smell of cordite and kitty fur in the afternoon.. It smells like victory.

[DS1]

16. I have the worst luck on that game - I'll log my next ten scores

168
49
39
266
267
82
481
343
304
366

fuck, i suck

[puerco-bellies]

17. 1245ft Oh HELL YEAH!!!

I launched me some kitteh!!!

[DS1]

11. an oldie

www.zombo.com

[puerco-bellies]

14. Umm...

Godamnit, sonofabitch.. O' wait, that was a true time waster.
:argh:

[DS1]

15. ha ha!

Well, now you know :D

[KitchenWitch]

18. somethingawful.com

:hi:

[puerco-bellies]

19. Good stuff. Thanks Kitchie

:hi: