I'm so tired of buttcracks everywhere.

[grasswire]

Weren't plumbers mocked mercilessly for their crack exposure?

Why didn't the rest of America get that message? Everywhere I go, people are exposing their buttcracks. In the checkout line. On the bus. At the library. Sitting. Standing. Bending. Cycling. Skinny. Fat. Hairy. Pimply. Smelly. Teenage. Senior.

PLEASE!

And belly rolls, too! Hanging out in the gap between low rise pants and cropped tops. Jiggly, ingrown hairs, porky, blahhhhhhhh! Too much creepy flesh exposure!

We did an experiment at our house this week. We dressed the slightly flabby teenager in high rise vintage jeans and a cute normal fitting T, instead of the normal tight tight jeans and tight tight cami with six inches of exposed belly roll. Surprise! The properly fitting clothes made her look ten pounds lighter -- trim and very lithe. She giggled.

Today, her belly roll hung out from under her short vest, like a beer belly.

Won't someone enlighten America? Stacy! Clinton! Please!

[Shakespeare]

1. Just because you can squeeze your chubby self into those low rise jeans....

....does NOT mean you should go there. My first thought when I see that is "Jesus Christ, did you LOOK IN A FREAKING MIRROR BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE?!"

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

8. Muffin top!

:scared:

[Shakespeare]

9. More like NYT bread recipe-top.

Bad. All bad.

[Haole Girl]

15. lol!

Shakespeare,

I fear you, but you make me laugh! You never mince words!!

:rofl:

[Taverner]

21. The correct term is "Saussage Casing Girls"

Just sayin'

[RadiationTherapy]

2. I find a pine needle or a pen or something, then

down the hatch!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. BWAHHHhhhahahaha

:rofl:

[grasswire]

6. I've done ice cubes at home.

Girlie sitting at the computer, big crack showing. I dump an ice cube right down the crack.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Yesterday, as I drove my son to the zoo...

A woman dressed like a hooker crossed the street in front of us. I said, "Good lord, what is she selling?" and my son, who isn't quite ten, replied, "Whatever it is, it's cheap." :rofl:

[Richardo]

16. That. is. hilarious.

:rofl:

Your son isn't named Groucho by any chance? :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I'd love to know whether he made that up

or heard it somewhere else.

Sometimes he comes up with these one-liners out of the blue, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[derby378]

5. There's a company called Miss Oops! that makes special fabric wraps to fight "crack"

You wear it under your blouse and over your jeans to produce a layered effect and to cover what should have been covered in the first place. Not a bad idea. Fashionable, too.

[Cant trust em]

7. Women can make fashions look good.

Not the other way around.

[grasswire]

14. does ANYONE find that attractive?

I spose on a beautiful young woman it could be considered alluring in the right time and place, to a young man. But on a city bus? In an elevator?

NO!

[matcom]

10. then DON'T look at my sig!

:cry:

[kentauros]

11. I noticed that some buttecrack is featured

in the ad for next week's TopGear episode :P

[harmonicon]

19. No.....

Jeremy Clarkson isn't a buttcrack, just an asshole.

[kentauros]

26. Yes, but he's a funny asshole

:P

No, there's someone doing whatever repair work on the floor of one scene and they take some small item and stuff it in the repairperson's crack

[libodem]

12. I saw a fat guy on a bike

in front of me the other day, and did a double take. The giant, jiggling, ass crack exposure was more than I could tear my eyes away from. You know the rubbernecking over a crash scene, can't look away from. Oh, god, my eyes. It's still emblazoned in my memory. Why did you start this thread? Aawwwwwhhhhaaaa

[AmyDeLune]

18. Here, try this---

[TexasBushwhacker]

13. Yikes, don't get me started

We had a lady at work who had come here for training. She wore jeans that were low enough that they exposed her royal blue THONG UNDERWEAR. You know, the whale tale look, like this:



Here's the thing. While we do wear casual dress here, it's still a place of business, and this gal was at least 60. That's right - 6 - 0. Six decades old, and now, she didn't look like Cher. We had to look at her flabby old buttcrack all week. THE HORROR, THE HORROR.

:scared:

[hedgehog]

17. Here's what I hate - I buy the same jeans I always buy and find out that the

retailer has dropped the waistline slightly. That's OK except that now every T shirt I buy has been shortened to hit just above the waist! Even one of my Obama shirts! arrrg!

[kineneb]

20. hence the reason I wear long-tailed t-shirts, tucked in

I like lower-rise jeans, because of the way my body is built.

however...
over 40, don't feel like sharing that much information...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Just say no...

[grasswire]

24. gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

that's exactly what I'm talking about.

[quip]

25. Exposing butt cracks should be left to the professionals!

[grasswire]

27. oh yeah?