Marry a Jersey girl....

[lost-in-nj]

Marry a Jersey Girl


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
New wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a beautiful girl from New Jersey. He told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.<
o:p>

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left e
ye, enough to fix himself a sandwich
and load the dishwasher


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lost

be nice to me I had a tooth pulled earlier :(

[Beer Snob-50]

1. You could also substitue "Polish" for "NJ"

and get the same results as I did when I married my Polish bride many moons ago

[BeachBaby]

5. So what about a Jersey girl like me who's also Polish?

Does the guy end up in traction? ;)

[Beer Snob-50]

10. i don't doubt it!!! eom

[Inchworm]

2. Good one

Thanks for the smile.

I hope your tooth hole doesnt get too sore.

:hug:

[quip]

3. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! Jersey girls RawK!

Hope you are feeling better, lost! :hug:

[BeachBaby]

6. Yeah we do!!!!!

:woohoo:

:hi:

[Parche]

4. who would marry a Gorn?

:rofl:


:hi:

:hug:



found gorn

[BeachBaby]

7. You won't get an argument from me, girl! LOL

:hi:

Hope you're feeling better soon, chickie.

[lost-in-nj]

8. I will be well enough to suck down

beers and sip wine and MAYBE eat something on Sat!!!!


:rofl: :rofl:


lost

[SPKrazy]

9. got a mean left hook?

or what?

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

11. I was married to a Jersey girl before

I think if I asked her to clean the house, I'd probably still be waiting, and we got married 10 years ago.