To Give SPK some chuckles and smiles! In English, Please!

[Whoa_Nelly]

Hey, SPk! You asked for things to make you smile last night...so, here ya go! :hi: :loveya:


Each clip more hilarious than the one before :rofl:

Funniest English!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9FH06SPHen4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HhEiUnS-VQY&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PF6BB2GL0DQ&feature=related

[SPKrazy]

1. I'm watching these now you

wonderful nut you!

:hug:

:loveya:

:hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Did you get a chuckle...

...or two?

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

6. Why yes I did

and I truly thank you ;)

:hug:

how's it going?

:D

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Have set myself up with three off work fun days!

I deserve'em!

Next Friday (day before my b-day), May 15 for a 3-day trip with friends to the Calaveras Frog Jumping Contest, and May 23 to party all weekend in the mountains as some freinds get married. :woohoo:

Other than that, it's all rolling along, day-to-day with school, home, school homework, writing IEPs, and then, some sleep...

have been keeping you in my thoughts as you go through your changes.

hang in there! :hug:

[SPKrazy]

8. Thanks for that...

changes and changes

and wow, the Calaveras Frog Jumping Contest, how fun.

I've been rolling along day to day, bumping along too as well. Things are a little smoother today. Work has been insane, imagine my surprise to find I work in a psych unit :rofl:

Now, I suppose that I'm in a waiting for a letter, and trying to get some things taken care of situation. The letter would be the filing, as my now very stbx has decided that she wants to file. (saves me the filing fee) Trying to do the best we can of making an equitable split, and to make as smooth a transition for little SPK. In fact, the less that is made of some differences, the better.

He's about ready to turn 8! amazing really how fast that happened.

:hug:

[Ptah]

2. Wait, what?

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. O my! Where'd you get that pic, Ptah?

Looks awfully Tucson-y!

[Ptah]

4. Sunday, Arizona Daily Star:

http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/234163.php

[DarkTirade]

9. I challenge you to watch this without laughing...

http://www.skammich.com/leekspin.swf

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Does it ever end?

[darkstar]

11. Love that sig line pic and sentiment

Anyone who holds that very special record close to their heart has to be a kindred spirit to mine.

:hug:

[havocmom]

12. Something from today's INBOX about all the silly 'fwd' email silly stuff....

I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.



I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.

I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.

I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.


I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)

Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!

I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brownAfrican spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in theparking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day...

Oh, by the way.....
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late

[SPKrazy]

13. Thanks Again Nelly

this was very kind

:hug:

:loveya:

:grouphug:

:hi: