Why am I awake at 4 a.m.?

[RainDog]

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Why am I (still) awake at 8:11 AM?

(Last minute paper writing is the answer for me, haha.)

[RainDog]

2. I woke up

but now I know why. the earthquake god was making sure I wasn't asleep so that I could quake in its presence.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. That doesn't sound like a pleasant way to be woken up.

[RainDog]

4. didn't wake me up

but maybe I'm just so in tune with the earth, you know, that I woke up because it was on its way. (okay, well, at least it sounds like a better reason than that I just woke up?)

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Just run with it.

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

7. I woke up just before it started too. Weird.

[RainDog]

8. I also get migraines when the weather changes sharply

whether cold to warm or vice versa.

now if I could only learn to grow a thicker head of hair before bad winters...

[Benfea]

6. I'm asking myself the same question.

[Dr. Strange]

9. To get to the other side.

No, wait, that's the wrong joke. Sorry.

[RainDog]

10. what's your problem?

do you hate christians? why are you always insulting christians and making them choose to vote against their economic self interests, the interests of their children and the interests of those little bugs that roll up when you touch them???? :mad:

[Dr. Strange]

11. My problem?

Why are you using the singular there?

WWKD?