Chicago is turning into San Francisco

[AngryAmish]

<http://apnews.excite.com/article/20080418/D9047TF00.html>

First cougars, then earthquakes. Do we get some decent seafood next?

[mainegreen]

1. All the zebra mussel you can eat.

:7

[quip]

2. Zing!

:thumbsup: :hi:

[JoDog]

3. We've passed from strange coincidence

to signs and signals. What does it all mean?

It's The Cubs' Year, Baby!!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. I survived the Great Chicago Earthquake of 1987

I was sitting in a meeting at the time when I felt a rumble. Everyone in the room was startled. I remember thinking, "What is a semi doing driving down east Ontario Street?"

[hvn_nbr_2]

5. It's all because you tolerate gays, pagans, feminists, and liberals there.

Jerry Falwell's ghost told me. Or was it Pat Robertson's talking asshole?

[datasuspect]

6. chicago already has turned into naperville