It's National High Five day!

[DS1]

Who would you high five?

http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/


I'd high five Axel Foley after a daring shootout in a Beverly Hills mansion.

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1. I'd high five Jesus right after he raised Lazarus from the tomb

"DUDE, that was AWESOME, man!" :wow:

[Dr. Strange]

2. I'd high five the Pope...just like Jesus did.

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4. I'd forgotten about that! He had just eaten a handfull of M&Ms and palm was rainbow colored

as I recall.... :think:

[Dr. Strange]

6. Probably right after this parable:

¹Now the tax collectors and telemarketers were all gathering around to hear him. ²But the Freepers were all like, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them and stuff."

³Then Jesus told them this parable: ⁴"Suppose one of you has a bunch of M&Ms and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost M&M until he finds it?"

⁵And the Freepers said, "No."

⁶But Jesus said, "What if it was a green M&M?"

⁷And the Freepers admitted that they would go in search of the green M&M.

⁸And so Jesus continued, "And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it in his hands ('cause it melts not in your hands, but rather in your mouth) ⁹and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, 'Rejoice with me; I have found my lost M&M.' ¹⁰And the neighbors look at him like WTF? And he says, 'It was a green one,' and they nod their heads in agreement. ¹¹I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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7. Now which translation was that again? Because my version talks about a RED M&M...

Your denomination is obviously WRONG and therefore you will NOT go to heaven and receive 144 nipples.

Burn in hell, suckah!

[Dr. Strange]

13. Jeez, you Red MMentalists!

So intolerant.

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14. Jesus spoke in red letters. And the KJV is the ONLY translation

If it was good enough for Jesus, It's good enough for me.

[Dr. Strange]

15. ???

I don't think you red that correctly:

¹Now the tax collectors and telemarketers were all gathering around to hear him. ²But the Freepers were all like, "This man welcomes sinners and eats with them and stuff."

³Then Jesus told them this parable: ⁴"Suppose one of you has a bunch of M&Ms and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost M&M until he finds it?"

⁵And the Freepers said, "No."

⁶But Jesus said, "What if it was a green M&M?"

⁷And the Freepers admitted that they would go in search of the green M&M.

⁸And so Jesus continued, "And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it in his hands ('cause it melts not in your hands, but rather in your mouth) ⁹and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, 'Rejoice with me; I have found my lost M&M.' ¹⁰And the neighbors look at him like WTF? And he says, 'It was a green one,' and they nod their heads in agreement. ¹¹I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent."

[TZ]

18. The gospel according to Hershey!!!

BTW, knowing what I know about those naughty green m+m's and you being a pev n all..don't you feel like you have some chocolate confessing to do?:D

[Shakespeare]

3. I like you!

High five!



The firm I work for repped Sasha Baron Cohen in some of his post-Borat lawsuits, and he sent us a movie poster (we have them framed all over the office from every film we work on) signed "I like you!" in Borat-y scrawl. Makes me laugh every time I walk past it.

[peekaloo]

5. The Todd

[underpants]

8. I had to google that

:rofl:

[underpants]

9. McLovin

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. ^5

But the link says it was yesterday...:D

[PeaceNikki]

11. That was yesterday. It's the 3rd Thurs in April. Duh...

doesn't EVERYONE know that? :eyes:

[meegbear]

12. I'd high five you DS1!

Just because.

[DS1]

17. ^ V

[Sugar Smack]

16. I think this is the only person I'd high five-