The South Will Rise Again!

[FVZA_Colonel]

http://www.styleweekly.com/article.asp?idarticle=16791

Sears, Robert E. Lee Sued For Dressing Room Peep Show
by Chris Dovi

Revisionist historians and Southern apologists, please avert your eyes.

First Robert E. Lee lost the Southern cause, now one of his more recent rear-guard actions has him in hot water in Henrico County Circuit Court.

It seems the rears that this Lee — of the 8000 block of Creighton Parkway in Mechanicsville — tried guarding were not among his assigned duties as an assistant manager at the Virginia Center Commons Sears in March 2006.

No, the rears in question were trying on bathing suits in the ladies’ dressing room, above which Lee had taken up a scouting post. The action has already earned Lee two convictions for peeping.

[krispos42]

1. I heard he was good at "tactical maneuvering"

Or is that "tactile"? Hmmm...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. It was much like his attack on the rear flank at Chancellorsville n/t

[Orsino]

3. ...stagger, belch, and fall back into the ditch. n/t

[Initech]

4. Why am I suddenly reminded of South Park?

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

5. YIKES! My wife and daughter

shop at that Sears!

"Style" points to Style Magazine, however, for the use of the term "masturbatorium"

"Jeeves - I believe I will take my afternoon tea in the masturbatorium"