send a wire to the main office. tell them I said: "oww!"

[fishwax]

I'm watching Blazing Saddles to finish off the night :rofl:

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[fishwax]

1. there's no escaping this conclusion

our town is turning into shit!

:rofl:

[Mendocino]

2. "Is Bismarck a herring?"

"Mongo just pawn in game of life"

"I killed more men than Cecil B. Demille"

"Man drink like that, he's gonna die".. "When?"

"THAT'S HEADLEY!"

[kentauros]

3. "Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?
{Lights go out, sound of zipper opening}
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!

Taggart: {shouting} We'll head them off at the pass!
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[terrya]

4. "We've got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

A very quotable movie. :-)

[yellowdogintexas]

5. "God dammit, somebody get me some dimes"

"Candygram for Mongo"

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. "I'm sorry, I'm not used to public speaking..."

That line always cracks me up!