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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:40 PM
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Edited on Sun Apr-20-08 09:55 PM by NightWatcher
eh, nevermind.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:44 PM
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1. When I was 26, I dated a 56 year old woman....
...perhaps you could set her up with a boy toy? :-)
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:46 PM
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4. Attn: Boy-toys in the Jacksonville, Florida area. Wanna get lucky?
that just seems a bit dirty. I am having trouble pimping my SO's mom.

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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:45 PM
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2. ...
:popcorn:
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:46 PM
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3. And that would help how?
Seems like a quick way to make her feel more pathetic than ever.

:shrug:

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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:48 PM
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5. nah just something that would give her a huge physical release
I'm still leaning towards skydiving or maybe whitewater rafting. They'd give her the excitement that she needs.
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:51 PM
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8. at age 56 if she hasn't heard of a vibrator by now she'll never figure it out
you can't be charge of getting physical release for your 56 year old mother-in-law

don't people have boundaries any more?
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pitohui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:50 PM
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7. i agree, lex
i think it's TMI as it is that mom has told adult offspring and partner that much about her (lack of) sex life

this is not information to be shared with one's children and various in-laws, and it is not a problem that can be solved by anyone except the 56 year old woman in question


if she wants to get laid, join a dating service, join a club, do volunteer work at places where the gender of her choice also volunteers -- but don't ask your kid to hook you up

that's just...pathetic, yeah, pathetic is definitely the word
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-20-08 09:48 PM
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6. Just trying to get her laid?
is that what she wants?

Is her definition of "unfulfilled" meaning not having sex?

Or is it something deeper she is looking for like relationship etc.

Never been in your boat

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