Half of American Women would swap tv for 50 inch sex.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

:P


(with apologies to SarahBelle)

[HughBeaumont]

1. I thought impalement went out with Vlad Tepes.

:hide:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Are you Hugh or HUGH!!!!!!!!1 ?

[HughBeaumont]

3. Da Latter.

Attack of the 50 Inch Sex.

I'd buy it.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. hahahahahahahahaha . . .

in your dreams, dude.

[pink-o]

5. Remember, it's not what you got it's how you use it

...and there's a real pretty bridge for sale in Brookyn, too!!!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. 50 inch? No, but maybe 50 minute ...

adios TV.

[rubberducky]

7. I`m 4' 11", think you would be messin` with my head!