My eight-yr-old son is drawing my "perfect tree house." There's a sign the lawn:

[crim son]

"WAR SUCKS"

That's my boy! :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. ..

:patriot:

:applause:

[crim son]

4. Oh yeah.

He also does a great GWB imitation, where he stands up tall and picks his butt. Heh.

[DarkTirade]

2. He thinks war sucks now... but wait until the girls try to infest his tree-house with their cooties.

:scared:

[crim son]

3. Oh no, he's a pacifist.

Besides, there's a better way to deal with cooties: http://youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

7. Yes, but the girls can't get through the lines to give him cooties

if they have the high ground, lots of straws, lots of saliva, and extra paper to wad up.

[Arugula Latte]

8. OMG! They'll get all up in his treehouse with their disease!

Nooooo! :o

[Arugula Latte]

5. Cool kid!

My kids do stuff like that, as well. My son defaced one of those Scholastic newspapers. There was a photo of Dick Cheney and my son wrote "I'm with Stupid" on his shirt, with the arrow pointing to Bush. The teacher cracked up and took it home to show her fiance. :rofl:

[crim son]

6. Ha!

You're raising him right :)

[lightningandsnow]

9. Oh my god.

Your kid is awesome.

[crim son]

12. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Hi, AspieGrrl! :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

10. SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a great MOM on top of being BEAUTIFUL!!!!


how ya doing???


:hi:


:hug:

YEAH CRIM SONjr!!!!!




lost

[crim son]

11. Too kind!

My kids have great genes from both sides of the family (in terms of intelligence, anyway :P ) but I'm also very lucky on top of that. Henry thanks you; I thank you!

[SPKrazy]

13. He is smart...

He's also so polite

as are all your kids

what's up with that?

:D

:hi:

Yes H. war does suck, and its good you know that!

[crim son]

14. My kids are all like me: capable of remarkable civility!

It's a useful skill. :hi: Got your Myspace note. I need to steer clear of the place for a while. :)

[SPKrazy]

19. Did Kira tell you

she and I talked of her political and dancing future?

When she is in Virginia she will become famous she told me, as a dancer and a politician.

I told her I'd vote for her illegally if necessary. :P

:rofl:

:hi:

:hug:

[crim son]

21. When the heck did you speak with her?

She leaves tomorrow morning and I am looking forward to the respite from her constant surveillance. :P

[SPKrazy]

24. Not more than an hour and a half ago

she said you were sleeping, I was wondering how you were

she said she'd wake you in an emergency, I didn't think I was having one or I'd go to the ER

:rofl:

:P

She never gave me a straight answer about where she was going, maybe she really thinks I work for the NSA and have her and Mr. Ohio under surveillance :rofl:

[crim son]

27. I'm upstairs... she's having a "last night' with the boyfriend

so I'm hiding myself away (but listening carefully). I did try to sleep but no go this evening. Mail from TB. Kinda fucked up.

Anyhow, she's going down with a friend to visit that friend's aunt and uncle, and she's going by bus and then train. Woohoo! Her first trip alone. It scares me to death but at her age I was living in New Zealand. If I could handle it, my clever girl surely can.

[SPKrazy]

30. She's going to be famous, Crimmie

I believe her, a dancing politician is what we all NEED and she knows it!

That girl has a good head on her shoulders and she is funny.

Sorry you are kinda fucked up, although I'd read something to that effect on your blog and was trying to call you to lend you an ear (not a bunny ear though :rofl:)

cyclops? pawpicker, kitteh, pawpicker, cyclops?

cpkpc

symmetry at least :rofl:

[crim son]

32. I thought cyclops kitty was the perfect counterpoint.

Why? Do you have an objection? Heh.

[SPKrazy]

35. When you put it that way

I guess I think it is the perfect counterpoint :crazy:

:rofl:

:D

[TK421]

15. Hey you! How you been?

That sounds like a sign your kid would post...good for him! ( and you ):D

Kisses :*

[crim son]

16. Hiya TK421!

I'm doing all right... How are you?

[TK421]

20. Taking a break ( albeit a short one ) from GDP....and enjoying it, actually!

and also, as usual having a few beers!!@!@ I'll have one just for you!!! :pals:

[crim son]

22. Well I appreciate that!

:hug: And I admire your stamina, hanging out in GDP. I find it excruciatingly painful over there.

[TK421]

28. my bowels hurt going over there...from all the shit that I take in there

it overloads the shit already in my bowels...so my bowels go into overload there and well...you know the rest! :D

[crim son]

31. No: please, tell me more!

:rofl:

[TK421]

36. Well...I sit on the toilet afterwards and....well

hey crim son...I REALLY think I should spare you the rest! It's....not pretty

[UndertheOcean]

17. Great peacnik you've got there !!!

enjoy his childhood , it comes only once!

[crim son]

25. He's the youngest of three.

I have finally figured out that his time with me is fleeting, and he is treasured as a consequence.

[VenusRising]

18. I wanna see!!

Show us his cool drawing when he's done, please. :)

[crim son]

23. Okay, but he's not much of an artist (don't tell him I said so).

I'll scan it tomorrow! :hi:

[VenusRising]

26. I would never tell.

I'm sure he's better than I am. :P

[crim son]

29. You know, I doubt it!

In this family, we draw, sing, paint, write etc. etc. But not Henry! Happily he's a great wit and is always making us laugh... he's into these impersonations and today he asked if I wanted to see him "in the future." I said yes, and he stood in front of me with his right arm extended and his hand in a loose fist. After a minute he said, "That'll be ten-fifty." "What are you?" I asked him. "A gas station attendant," he said. I always joke about how he's going to end up a gas station attendant if he doesn't do better in school... I think he's resigned himself. :P

[VenusRising]

33. OMG!

:rofl:

I hope you still love him when he's making jokes about you in front of hundreds of people as a stand-up comedian.

[crim son]

34. As long as he buys me a nice car, I'll deal with it.

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

37. Maybe by then we'll have flying cars.

:woohoo:

[crim son]

38. That's a scary thought.

We cannot manage to drive well when the roads are clearly marked... imagine if there were no roads, but just Bush-lovers flying around looking for a good time. :scared:

[VenusRising]

39. Way to ruin a good flying car fantasy, crim son.

:P

[crim son]

40. Oh, sorry.

It's funny - I saw a movie with the flying cars... it had, what was Demi Moore's old husband's name? in it. The first thing I thought of when I saw him get into his flying car was oh shit. Bruce Willis! Gawd, my mind is a sieve.

[VenusRising]

41. The Fifth Element?

That was a weird movie.

Flying cars or no flying cars, I always say oh shit when I see Bruce Willis in a movie. :P

[crim son]

42. He tends to surprise me.

I expect nothing and get half an ounce more.