It's my 49th birthday. What should I do to celebrate?

[smoogatz]

I'm torn between having a martini and a cigar and going out to the local super-duper-mart and stocking up on canned goods. Which leads me to think I'm having a severe imaginative lapse. Any suggestions? I have to work 'til 8:00 p.m.

[geardaddy]

1. I go with the former.

Happy birthday!

:party:

[Parche]

2. Beverages

:woohoo: :party:

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

3. go moon someone

drop trousers from the playground at your nearest McDonalds to the cars leaving the drive thru lane

[Breeze54]

4. Party like it's 1999!!

Happy Birthday, 'kid'!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :woohoo: :party: :toast:

[Inchworm]

5. I'd go for the martini

Happy Birthday!!!

:woohoo:

[applegrove]

6. Happy Birthday!

[Maestro]

7. Happy birthday!

Mine was Saturday! Good month. :thumbsup:

[Westegg]

8. "Take Sominex, to relaxxxxx...."

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Hotel room. Coke. Hookers.

You're welcome.

(Happy birthday!)

[smoogatz]

12. Now we're talking.

Thanks!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Go to the local animal shelter

and bring home a new friend for your birthday. Make sure you share some cake with him/her.

[Jamastiene]

11. Strip down to a shirt and socks and do the

dance Tom Cruise did in "Risky Business."

On second thought, Tom Cruise leaves such a bad taste any more. Just strip nekkid and dance to the same song. Give it some real zest. :evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Taxi. Martini & cigar friendly bar, Enjoy, Taxi to wherever the evening ends.

Canned goods are more of a Thursday thing anyhoo.

Happy Birthday smoogatz my friend :hug: :pals: :loveya: :toast:

[smoogatz]

14. Thank you.

And we are friends. I've got serious DU handle envy, btw.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Ah gwon :)

SCE Industries: We put the Pun back in Punishment!!

:silly:

[pitohui]

16. i went to madagascar but barring that i'd have two martinis, no cigar EOM

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