Police arrest 2 in India for allegedly stealing sperm

[shain from kane]

By RAMOLA TALWAR BADAM
Associated Press Writer


MUMBAI, India --A laboratory technician who allegedly tried to make a quick buck by stealing samples from the Indian sperm bank where he worked has been arrested after a doctor tipped off police, authorities said Tuesday.

The employee allegedly stole the sperm from a sperm bank in the western city of Aurangabad, and tried to sell 101 vials of it to a doctor in Mumbai for about $625, Aurangabad police chief Krishna Lal Bishnoi said.
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"The doctor contacted police because they (doctors) usually refer patients to infertility clinics for treatment. They are never approached with sperm vials on sale," Bishnoi said.

Infertility expert Dr. Aniruddha Malpani described the alleged theft as "bizarre" because vials that are not properly labeled would be "worse than useless."

"Anyone would have a hard time selling sperm vials. They must be stored in a liquid nitrogen container. It doesn't make any sense," Malpani said.
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$625.00? And I've been giving it away for free.

[DS1]

1. there's gotta be a tax loophole here somewhere

loss of property?

[Deep13]

2. I can see why it is so valuable.

After all there is a severe shortage of people in India.:wtf: