If you squint at the "Rock of Love" girls...

[Bicoastal]

...every single one looks like a drag queen. Were these really the hottest women the producers could find? Each one has the energy and vitality of used kleenex.

[DS1]

1. used kleenex is part of their contract, I believe

[Westegg]

2. Bret deserves better, in your opinion?...

...I think they all deserve each other. The show is a fantasy of delusion and mediocrity. Isn't that the only reason to gape at it? In answer to your question, I guess I have this one for you: What kind of woman goes on a a badly done, low-rated reality TV show to be humiliated and laughed at, the prize at the end being Bret Michaels?

[Iris]

3. This has to be one of the best DU Lounge responses I've ever read!

maybe even one of the best responses I've read on DU, period!

[Westegg]

5. Okay (sigh). Bret Michaels here...

...Truth comes out. Westegg is Bret Michaels. I can't hide behind the assumed name any more. It just ain't healthy. Here's what happened: My friends told me to get a "tough-love" shrink who's gonna bang on yer ego (and not in a good way), and that's exactly what I did. It was HARD, man! Painful, even. But we can see the results here. I'm pleased as hell, and I can assure all my fans: There will be no next season of "Rock of Love." Because I'm starting to identify the real problem. Why I can't find true love, all that. The real problem? Wait for it, man. The real problem is me.

[Iris]

6. omg! Bret - do you ever hear anything from Tesla?

:rofl:



For some reason "Little Suzi" has been in my head for the past week.

Now I'm listening to an mp3 of "Love Song" - maybe you could use it on your show?

[Westegg]

9. I'm with Reb Beach now....

...and that's all I know, Iris. Tesla? That's the old days. Man, you're bringing back some memories, for sure. But fact is, Reb and I are in an exclusive relationship now. That's what hurt the most about "Rock of Love"-- hiding the real love of my life. Reb. I did it for the ratings, but also for the money. Mainly the money.

Shit. I look at what I just wrote and I can't believe it. But that's what my shrink tells me: Honesty. Just be honest, for once. I'm trying, man! Okay: I'm a gay American rock star! There. I've said it. At first it was a mad, schoolboy crush on Kip Winger. But in time, I realized that Reb was the power behind that band.

[Iris]

10. oh, yes. I can see why you are with Reb. What a hottie.

When will you come out on your show? Will you change the name to "House of Fag Hags"?

[petronius]

7. Probably the kind of woman who is one notch too classy to go on

the Tila Tequila show. :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

4. Brett Michaels can't find love

Or else there won't be a Season 3. If there is no Season 3, Brett Michaels will finally be put out to the oblivion pasture with the rest of the forgettable 80's hair bands.

[AlCzervik]

8. Maybe they were the only women that had any interest in him?

Vh1 is terrible except for "Best week ever" and because of that show you don't ever have to watch that Bret Michaels show or Tila? Tequila and a myriad of the other shit fests they broadcast.

[Miss Carly]

11. Actually, Ambre, the woman he chose, doesn't appear drag queenish

I was glued to the TV the entire season, just because I like Bret.