Assholes Anonymous - We need some group like this!

[Taverner]

For people like me!

People who are, beyond self control, simply assholes

[DarkTirade]

1. I'd join just to learn from the masters.

I'm good at being a smart-ass and a sarcastic ass, but I'm not as good at being an asshole as I should be.

[Taverner]

2. Being a real asshole almost takes genetic determination

My father, the Asshole among all assholes, taught me well....

[DarkTirade]

3. Ah, see mine was just a bit of a drunk and a philanderer, and thankfully those haven't passed to me.

[Taverner]

6. Mine was too - but at the same time he was a likeable asshole

He took Nietzsche in the absolute wrong direction.

[Lasher]

4. Hello, my name is Lasher and I'm a recovering asshole.

Just to start the meeting off.

[Danger Mouse]

5. My name is Elrond Hubbard, and I am an asshole.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. Well, you MAY be an asshole, BUT...

...you have the sense and good taste to know that Jack Johnson is a douche.

:toast:

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

17. Apparently, I'm an asshole for thinking that.

:P

[femmocrat]

7. Why do you feel it is beyond self-control?

You can chose to behave differently, if you really want to, you know. It is not genetic.

:shrug:

[Taverner]

10. It's hard for non-assholes to understand what a real asshole goes through

[femmocrat]

11. See.... you weren't an a-hole to me!

There is hope for you!

:hug: (<---- just to annoy you! :evilgrin: )

[khashka]

8. Hi, I'm Khaska

I am an asshole. I have no intention of recovering.

But looks like we have a good group here.....

Khashka.

[Danger Mouse]

9. There's even a theme song waiting for us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTN3h-b9nU

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Assholes, by definition, can't tolerate being anonymous.

Where's the payoff in being The Unknown Asshole after all?

[elshiva]

13. Hi, my name's elshiva and I'm a major league

asshole.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

14. Hi, I'm Amerigo Vespucci, and I am an ASSHOLE! WHOOOOOO! FREE BIRD! WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO!

Actually, I AM an asshole, and quite proud of it.

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

15. We have one already - GDP

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

21. Hey, I post there proudly.

...
...

[sasquatch]

18. Matcom could be our leader!

:rofl:

[DS1]

19. Fuck off

has matcom ever been tombstoned? No!

matcom is the archaic Eiffel Tower (and yes there's a French joke in there) to my Burj Dubai!

[sasquatch]

20. But do you have a contract taken out on your life by Midlo?

:rofl:

[DS1]

22. Why would I? I'm already dead to her.

about 15 times over

[sasquatch]

23. That's not the same as being wanting to be killed by Midlo

:eyes:

[khashka]

24. This is looking less like a support group

and more like an army. With Tav as our general - and he drafted the best. But where is lionesspryanka when you need her? Shouldn't she be second in command?


Khash.

(I'm not being mean to her, really)

[EstimatedProphet]

25. You have one out of 2 going, anyway

From Merriam-Webster:
Main Entry:
anon·y·mous Listen to the pronunciation of anonymous
Pronunciation:
\ə-ˈnä-nə-məs\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Late Latin anonymus, from Greek anōnymos, from a- + onyma name — more at name
Date:
1631

1 : not named or identified <an anonymous author> <they wish to remain anonymous> 2 : of unknown authorship or origin <an anonymous tip> 3 : lacking individuality, distinction, or recognizability <the anonymous faces in the crowd> <the gray anonymous streets — William Styron>