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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 07:44 PM
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I have mall rage.
I had to go there today, i try to never set foot in any mall but it was unavoidable, the stores had the worst selection of cheaply made throw it away after one wearing cause it will never make it through a wash cycle clothing. Abercrombie & Fitch is like a black hole of douchebaggery, terrible clothes that are sprayed with cologne, yes they actually spray some cologne on them which makes me think it's to kill some type of organism that must attach itself to their crap when it's shipped, the lighting is reminiscent of a horrible nightclub and just about every ahole in there had a faux hawk and a popped collar. This was my first and last time in Aberombie & Fitch and the rest of the stores in the mall might as well just be change their name to A & F because it's all the same shit.

Anyhow we found something at Macy's but i didn't realize it is Prom/Quinceanera season so that place was like a madhouse, my daughter found what she needed with me hot on her heels so we could get to the register, pay and get the hell out.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:47 PM
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1. We should go shopping together.
I hate malls too.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:48 PM
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2. i detest shopping so much but i'd forgotten just how much i hate malls.
it was awful. Next time---we ride!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:51 PM
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3. Hey, i have a fauxhawk....but,
I will NEVER step foot in A&F. You're so right about the horrible nightclub thing! :rofl:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:54 PM
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4. wtf is up with that, some kind of mood lighting? And the smell, i swear i could taste it
i got a diet coke right after so i could boil it from my tastebuds.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:55 PM
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6. When I came home, I asked Sniffa...
Why is it so dark in there? Why is the music so loud and pounding?

Horrible nightclub, exactly.

Ewwwwww.
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noel711 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:55 PM
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5. My daughter and I hit the mall this evening..
and left as soon as we could.

Talk about depressing... Maybe I'm just getting old,
but sheesh! What makes the marketers think that what they are selling
appeals to anyone with a brain?

We were looking for sandals.. footwear for summer,but the choices were few...

Don't they make huaraches anymore? No... only 'designer' footwear..
what wouldn't last thru a summer rainstorm.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:56 PM
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7. i felt sooo old when i was there, so out of my element, i can't even believe i used
to enjoy shopping.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 08:58 PM
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8. Next time, invite me along.
I'll shadow you and we'll pretend you're some overseas debutante and I'm your bodyguard. They'll totally buy it.

You = Paris, me = Chewbacca.

It'll be fun as shit.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 09:00 PM
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9. oh i will, the only way i'm going back is with personal security to protect me from them and them fr
can't wait to see you crack a skull like a walnut!
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