Childhood Memories

[Neoma]

I had a boyfriend in first grade. It lasted one day. Two other kids were doing it, and we were just trying it. He had cooties.

It went like this: "If we're going to try being girlfriend and boyfriend, we have to kiss." *Me looking disgusted* "Uhm, can we kiss on each others hands?" I ask "Sure" goes the gross boy. He kisses my hand. I kiss his, It tastes like dirt and salt. I spit in his lap, then I change seats in the bus. As you can see, it didn't work out.

[MichiganVote]

1. 1st grade...I was still into beating boys up or winning at the game of war