I crave a zero calorie beer, does it exist?

[UndertheOcean]

I am on a diet , and refuse to waste the limited amount of calories I'm eating each day (1200) to a bottle of beer.

[AlCzervik]

1. no and 1200 calories a day is pretty low.

[begin_within]

3. Medifast is 600 cal/day

depending on which items you choose. You choose any 6 items.

[AlCzervik]

4. i would pass out on 600 calories a day.

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2. Well, if you just bathe in it.

[UndertheOcean]

5. lol

:rofl:

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6. I could provide pictures of creative ways to use beer, but you know the rules here.

[LeftyMom]

7. No, but more importantly, are you under a doctor's supervision?

You really shouldn't dip below 2,000 calories a day without being closely monitored by a doctor for adverse effects, I would also advise getting advice from a competent nutritionist to be sure your needs are being met with so little food.

[HeresyLives]

8. There is non-alcoholic beer

which presumably would be far fewer calories.

[DBoon]

9. Coors light is as close as you can get

thought some would not call that beer

[Deep13]

10. Yes, it's called "tap water."

Sorry.

[Adsos Letter]

11. Yes...

you chill a nice bottle of your favorite brew in the fridge...just don't open it...

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[krispos42]

12. Get yourself a bottle of Sam Adams

A glass of drinking water, and a flexi-straw.

Put the straw in the glass of water. Hold the mouth of the bottle under your nose. Inhale the sweet, sweet odor of the Sammie while you suck up the driking water through the straw.

Repeat as needed.

Hand me the beer when you're done.

Ta-da!!!

:-)

[Adsos Letter]

13. I am absolutely convinced...

that the combined brain power of the DU Lounge could easily solve the greater problems of the world, if given a chance and a budget...

:rofl:

EDIT: who in their right mind would trust The Lounge with a budget is another matter...