Skittles vs Chuck Norris: who would kick the most ass?

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Poll question: Skittles vs Chuck Norris: who would kick the most ass?

My $$$ is on Skittles. What say you?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear temeah!

Skittles, of course!

Chucky had better look out, is all I can say!

:rofl:

[Robeson]

2. My bet is that Skittles will kick your ass for this poll, and will kick my ass....

...for saying so...:o

[Aristus]

3. While Chuck Norris kicks ass and takes names, Skittles kicks ass

and takes just ONE name: Chuck Norris!

I wish I'd had Skittles to walk me to school when I was a kid... B-)

[DarkTirade]

4. Bruce Campbell.

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5. I'm pretty sure that

Skittles takes bigger shits than Bruce Campbell.

QED She'd kick his ass

[DarkTirade]

6. Nothing can stand against the chin.

http://www.brucefacts.com/more.php?id=1

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7. He's nothing without Sam Raimi, and Skittles kicked HIS sorry ass in her sleep

[Dr. Strange]

17. Whoa.

The Necronomicon is made of the flesh of Bruce Campell's foreskin

I did not know that.

[DarkTirade]

28. This one's my favorate.

http://www.brucefacts.com/more.php?id=32
Sam Raimi finally gave Bruce Campbell's character Ash a chainsaw for a hand because Bruce was tired of wearing the hand-shaped glove covering his real chainsaw hand.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I voted for skittles

because I did not want her to kick my ass if I voted for Chuck Norris.

Plus, he is a huckabee repuglicon...

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9. Wise choice.

She has been known to phone in an ass-kicking when geographically removed from recipient.

[Skittles]

13. I DO VIRTUAL ASS-KICKINGS TOO

yes INDEED

[TZ]

10. It's funny that you would post a poll about ass kicking....

Still smarting from the one I laid on you the other day?:rofl:

[jeff30997]

11. Hey that reminds me of something a DUer posted some time ago...

I don't remember the subject of the OP but someone said that

Chuck Norris is barely taller than a box of CornFlake.Still makes me smile.

[Skittles]

12. THAT REPUKE FUCK

EASY PICKINGS I TELLS YE - AND FOR GOD'S SAKE TIMMEH IT'S "POLL", NOT "POLL" - hey WAIT - POLE - IS THAT SOME KIND OF INUENEDO? I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

[TZ]

15. ....

Of course its innuendo, temeah is incapable of posting a pole/poll without innuendo in it...:rofl:

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18. Moi?????

You realize of course that sex threads on DU are against the TOS... :evilgrin:

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19. You're even scarier when you shout.

:scared:

[Benfea]

27. Spazz down, sparky.

Yes, Chuck Norris is an insane evil moron, but if you keep going on like that, you'll start frothing at the mouth, then the men with the hugmyself jackets will show up and you'll be forced to eat the colored candy in the bouncyroom.

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34. ?????!!!!! Dude! Series; are you insane?

She's not going to stop at your ass, either!

:P

[Benfea]

43. Looks like she stopped

Whatever drugs made her like that must've worn off. :D

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45. No, her default mode is set to "Ass Kicking."

Be very wary of the calm before the storm! :D

[madrchsod]

14. skittles would kick his ass while holding a can of michelob.....

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16. A tallboy at that!

[madrchsod]

20. you hav`t seen skittle`s photo of her holding the michelob can

when she was younger...it`s a classic

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21. Of course! And the can she is holding in that pic is

a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallboy">Tallboy.

[madrchsod]

22. hell that was a few years ago....i`m having "senior moments"

[Deja Q]

23. If they had a boy together, they could call him "Chuck Skittles"

:hide:

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26. OMG! She is SO going to kick your ass for that comment!

Even living in the same state as you puts ME at collateral risk! :scared:

[Deja Q]

30. It was meant to be a humorous response.

No antipathy was intentional.

[TZ]

31. Ignore temeah.....

He's just trying to create a little mayhem here...;)

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33. I'm sure it was! But she's STILL gonna kick your ass!

:rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

36. I'm getting a little concerned with this obsession with ass kicking

on your part..Hmm Dr. Turtlensue will have to think of the appropriate treatment for this behavior...:think:

edit because I can't spell my own damn name this morning...

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39. Sure, you are her friend and so you don't have to worry about getting YOUR

assed kicked. One time I left the seat up in my bathroom, and Skittles found me and kicked my ass!

[TZ]

40. Hey!

Leaving the seat up in the bathroom is a federal offensive for a man....You deserved it!:P

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41. It's MY bathroom! Females don't use it!

:grr:

[TZ]

42. Knowing that its YOUR bathroom.....

Any halfway intelligent female probably wouldn't want to use it anyway...Women don't enjoy seeing "target practice", if you know what I mean...:evilgrin:

[Benfea]

24. In a debate or other contest of intellect, skittles would win

Exhibit A: http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/ChuckNorris/2008/04/22/win_ben_steins_monkey

[lizziegrace]

25. Skittles

INDEED! :)

[JTG of the PRB]

29. Chuck Norris, with the help of a mini Ditka.

Though, it might be more challenging if she had to fight regular-sized Ditka and mini Chuck Norris... Regular-sized Ditka is a beast of a man, and I'll tell ya, he could take on the Giants all by himself and STILL win by three touchdowns!

[KamaAina]

32. Norris doesn't really kick that much ass any more

just ask President Huckabee. :P

[ikojo]

35. I'm thinking Skittles is thinking of kicking

your ass just for asking such a question, as if there is any doubt.

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37. Oh, it's clear in my mind! It's just that some here in teh Lounge think that

Chuck Norris walks on water. Skittles would kick the water's ass, causing it to break down into its elemental forms of oxygen and hydrogen, and then take the remaining Mr. Norris and basically just give him a good ass kicking. Then she would kick his ass.

[BarenakedLady]

38. No contest!

SKITTLES FTW! YES INDEED!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

44. Skittles.

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