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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:21 AM Original message |
What to you is a crime worthy of "ass kicking"? |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'll have to tell my boy to be on the lookout for you then. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Hmmph. |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:05 AM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Whoa! The Dude is a dad? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:19 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I believe the Dude is a dad twice over... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:49 PM Response to Reply #17 |
48. There should be laws, shouldn't there! |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:09 AM Response to Reply #48 |
74. LOL! |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 09:37 AM Response to Reply #74 |
79. Here is what one of his little grommets will look like next Halloween: |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:02 AM Response to Reply #79 |
80. OMG.... |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:20 AM Response to Reply #80 |
81. And I cannot think of a more suitable title for that song..... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:48 AM Response to Reply #81 |
83. That would be SO HIGHlarious, Sugar, if you learned "Lick My Love Pump" |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
3. Well, you have to include the lid also. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:00 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. lol |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:43 AM Response to Reply #3 |
14. well, I close the lid because |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:56 AM Response to Original message |
4. talking on the cell phone while driving or grocery shopping |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
5. Women who leave the seat down in a house where males dwell |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:01 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. PFFT! |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:33 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Cause trouble?!?! Me?!?!?! |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
6. How about women who "hover"? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:41 AM Response to Reply #6 |
13. "butt germs".... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:54 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Well maybe if you provided HEAD GASKETS, they wouldn;'t hover!!1!! |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 07:06 PM Response to Reply #6 |
54. It's because of those women that I DO NOT put the seat down in co-ed bathrooms, |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 02:05 AM Response to Reply #54 |
64. I have never understood that phenomenon with some women. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 06:45 AM Response to Reply #6 |
68. Americans who use British spellings and claim "Oh, that's just how I naturally spell humour." |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:26 PM Response to Reply #68 |
91. Too easy. They should be waterbordeauxed as well! |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
7. How about... |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:14 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. wow |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:40 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Thanks |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
15. Naming your kid after a Norse god. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 09:19 AM Response to Reply #15 |
78. I had a college professor that did that |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 01:44 PM Response to Reply #78 |
87. Thor was my grandfather's name |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
18. driving slowly in the left lane, using a cell phone while entertaining company, being an overall ass |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
19. I was going to say... |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:22 AM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Now you've done it.. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
21. Women who insist that the toilet be flushed after each use |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
22. Voting Republican |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:22 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Ding! We have a winnah! |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
24. Cube farm residents who call a colleague up who is two cubes away |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:29 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. AHAHA! |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:18 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Thats actually pretty funny... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
27. Wow, I've never understood why that is so annoying. |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
29. Daring to make eye-contact with me on a city sidewalk. |
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nomorenomore08 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:23 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Personally, I think people should be a lot more worried if *I* make eye contact with *them*. |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:25 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. If ever we pass one another on the street, a battle of epic proportions will take place. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:46 PM Response to Reply #33 |
47. As long as it's better than this one |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Dude, it'll put it to such shame that Keanu Reeves will never show his |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 07:04 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Hugo, is of course, totally innocent. |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 07:05 PM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Hugo did that shitty fight scene as a 'fuck you' to Chuck Norris. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
30. Ask Skittles. She's in charge of ASS KICKING! |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:42 PM Response to Reply #30 |
44. Correct! |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
31. Animal abuse. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Um, Sugar, I think this was supposed to be a "funny" ass kicking thread |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:28 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. ... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
43. My new nick! "Crimewalker" |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:32 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. Are you sure? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. I intended this to be funnny |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Yeah..... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:45 PM Response to Reply #40 |
46. Remind me not to tell you the stories about me catching turtles as a kid and |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 07:54 AM Response to Reply #46 |
72. Okay, that's nasty. Ewwww. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:00 AM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Leeches are actually useful |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 11:04 AM Response to Reply #72 |
84. I'm glad you feel that way! I have a MAJOR aversion to ALL blood-sucking animals |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 11:06 AM Response to Reply #84 |
85. I'd give you a hug but.. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 11:10 AM Response to Reply #85 |
86. Vampire bats were a fear of mine as a kid. The idea of things sucking out my blood |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #84 |
88. Sorry for the delay in your request. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:39 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. Nope. But an 'ass-kicking" for murderers seems rather ridiculous. |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:28 AM Response to Reply #42 |
77. I'm with ya on that. n/t. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:12 PM Response to Reply #31 |
58. I got your back. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 11:21 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. Hey kids, no need to fight. |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 07:30 AM Response to Reply #61 |
70. Amen, sistah! :) n/t. |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:19 AM Response to Reply #58 |
75. That's the spirit! |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 01:17 AM Response to Reply #31 |
63. Animal abuse is worthy of greater punishment than ass-kicking. |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 08:26 AM Response to Reply #63 |
76. I totally agree. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:00 PM Response to Reply #76 |
89. A person who abuses animals, I believe, has the same lack of compunction for violating |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:02 PM Response to Reply #89 |
90. Yes. I've studied some psychology |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:13 PM Response to Reply #89 |
98. Definitely. Even if they have yet to display abuse |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
36. eating my cereal, the one they claim they don't like but they eat it and then leave the box |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
38. People who wave thank you |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
41. Women who leave the seat down in a house where males swell |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
45. My old boss's buddy was among the worst offenders |
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jazzjunkysue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
49. Bad Kareoke. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
50. Leaving just the caramels in the candy box |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 10:25 AM Response to Reply #50 |
82. That isn't a crime. |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
55. Overuse of "quotation" marks. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:04 PM Response to Reply #55 |
96. Guilty |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
56. Cell phone ringing during a performance, concert, film, stage, etc |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
57. In the spirit of being light hearted, it's when ... |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
59. Using the word "preggers" to describe pregnant women. |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 02:39 AM Response to Reply #59 |
65. Probably British slang |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-30-08 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
60. After all these years, I still don't understand this. |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 12:39 AM Response to Reply #60 |
62. I look at it this way... |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:37 AM Response to Reply #60 |
66. my ex had a policy that I thought worked pretty well |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:42 AM Response to Original message |
67. littering!!! |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
69. Don't even look at me, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 07:38 AM Response to Original message |
71. An entire cart of groceries through the Express or Self-Checkout Lines |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
92. Driving the 'burbs in a Hummer. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:41 PM Response to Reply #92 |
93. .. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:03 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. I was gonna reply |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
94. How about women who leave the seat up? |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
97. A particular form of flag desecration |
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martymar64 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-01-08 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
99. Somebody calling one's mum a slag. |
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