Why would anyone eat at Olive Garden with all the great Italian restaurants in Manhattan?

[taterguy]

Personally I could care less since I'm not allowed within 200 miles of Haruka anyway

However, I was double dog dared so I have no choice but to ask this question here.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. If you have a hankering for Italian but you don't want to pay a ridiculous price for it?

I'm not an Olive Garden-o-phobe so I wouldn't have a problem with it. Me likee breadsticks. Me likee breadsticks.

[WilliamPitt]

2. Brave soul.

Like diving into a shark tank with a pork chop tied around your neck.

:P

I don't have it, can someone post the link to that amazing thread for educational purposes and stuff?

:)

[Dora]

3. Are we in Lounge reruns already?

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Lounge writer's strike

Didn't you hear?

[AlCzervik]

5. can you change the title, i've seen this movie before.

[DS1]

6. There's an Olive Garden in Manhattan?

Thanks for the spoiler, asshole!

[taterguy]

7. Geographic knowledge is not spoiling anything

There are plenty of problems with my OP but it's not a Spoiler

[madinmaryland]

8. There's one in Times Square!!1!!

:hide:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Thanks to Guiliani...

Manhattan is just one big Olive Garden.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Because they have the only smoking section in which you can get circumcised

[speedoo]

13. Does that mean you can get a vasectomy there, too?

While smoking?

Oooh. That would take the "sting" out of it.


















:hide:

[SteppingRazor]

14. Ah, but can the baby be circumcised while breastfeeding? n/t

[stuntcat]

11. hey... you have a point!

hmmmm :shrug: people are weird like that. (I bet no one from DU would do it though!!!!)

[ChickMagic]

12. Cause it has what plants crave

Electrolytes. Brawndo says so.