Here's a couple of jokes.

[bumblebee1]

Vladimir Putin and George W Bush are taking a tour of Moscow. They stop for dinner at a restaurant. The waiter asks Putin what he'd like to eat. Putin replies' "Steak." The waiter then asks, "Your vegetable?" Putin then replies, "He'll have a steak, too."

Vladimir Putin and George W Bush were fishing along the Volga River. Bush is being eaten alive by the mosquitoes while Putin is sitting there. Bush asks Putin "Vladimir, why are the mosquitoes biting me while none have bitter you?" Putin answers, "They know better."

[KSinTX]

1. Cute, really like the first one