Rides you want to see at the Baghdad amusement park?

[Bennyboy]

Disneyland goes to war-torn Iraq, with a multi-million dollar entertainment complex, to be built on a 50 acre lot adjacent to the Green Zone. ("Fun park rises from ruins of Baghdad zoo", The Times, London, 24 April 2008)

The American-style amusement park will feature a skateboard park, rides, a concert theatre and a museum.

The occupation forces are of the opinion that Baghdad is "lacking in entertainment". General David Petraeus, is said to be a “big supporter” of bringing Disneyland to Baghdad. http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8837

[Bennyboy]

1. Mr Rumsfeld's Wild Ride!

You still end up in hell!

[LynneSin]

3. The ride will take you North, South, East and West

Just where Rumsfeld said all the WMDs were located

[CottonBear]

13. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Bennyboy]

2. The Abu Graib haunted house!

And at the end instead of ghosts, you pick up a holographic Dick Cheney or Lindie England!

[Sabriel]

4. "It's a Mall World"

It's a world of shopping,
A world of sales
It's a world of discounts
on scarves and veils.
There's so much you can buy,
Even missiles that fly,
It's a Mall world after all....

It's a Mall world after all
It's a Mall world after all
It's a Mall world after all
It's a Mall, Mall world.

[Brigid]

5. A dunking booth.

With *, Cheney, and Rice taking turns in the hot seat. :evilgrin:

[Bennyboy]

6. The Waterboard ride!

It only feels like Torture!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Pirates of the Haliburton

[datasuspect]

8. the "IED-a-Whirl"

NOW with jerry-rigged armor!

[auntAgonist]

9. I thought this was already "GWB amusement Park"

:shrug:

edit: 'this' meaning Baghdad

[TZ]

10. The WMD tilt a whirl

You spin spin spin until you are no longer sure what is real and what is not....

[DS1]

11. The John Negroponte Vanishing Ride to Nowhere

[alphafemale]

12. Mr. Toad's Revenge.

[huskerlaw]

14. The WMD Maze

You can't come out until you find 'em!

[Ptah]

15. Stop-Loss horror house

Once there, you can't leave.

[Bennyboy]

16. When the dam on the Tigres breaks.....

It will make some cool kind of flume ride!

[Kutjara]

17. "It's a Fucked World"

Ride in a miniaturized Humvee, over a track littered with tiny human skeletons, while burned, melted, and blackened dolls sing (over and over):

It's a world of shit
It's a world of pain
Full of hypocrites,
And of poisoned rain.
But don't worry your head,
'Cause we're better off dead.

It's a fucked world, after all.


All together now!


And they could have a "Tomorrowland" where there's just nothing. "Fantasyland" would be the airport. "Main St. USA" would be a perfect replica of L. A.'s Skid Row.

[madeline_con]

18. I wonder if the museum will contain some of the

stolen artifacts Iraq lost to looters. :eyes:

[FloridaJudy]

19. Toxic Waste Mountain!

Now with Depleted Uranium! Take your genes on a wild ride!

[madinmaryland]

20. THAT'S JUST FUCKING OBSCENE. nt