tell me something good

[RainDog]

I need to hear some good news.

[CreekDog]

1. you're female

i got that on good authority. :applause:

[RainDog]

2. that IS good news!

otherwise, what a shock to wake up in the morning. whew.

[TZ]

14. You are a quick learner...

Remember..temeah is a male....:P

[lizziegrace]

3. I have an interview for a job I'd love

on Friday in Milwaukee.

:bounce:

:woohoo:

[RainDog]

5. whoohoooo!!

hope it happens for you. sounds great. sometimes it's just time to make a new start.

we're in the same place in a lot of ways. now will you kick my butt and make me send out more resumes, please?

[lizziegrace]

10. I'll cheer you on

but I won't kick butt. ;)

Seriously, just doing something seems to keep momentum going, so send those resumes!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear RainDog!

I just posted a brand new pic of me!

I think that's good news...

It's been awhile!

:hi:

[RainDog]

8. I need a link, Dear California Peggy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Of course! Please comment and kick!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7703447

[RainDog]

15. I could only wolf whistle

but I posted a pic from some I've gotten recently from another DU-er.

smoooooches to you!

[Gormy Cuss]

6. How about if someone sings it for you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P23WCKgZGgo&feature=related

[RainDog]

16. Love it!

"I've got something that will sure 'nuff set your stuff on fire."

I like women who brag like that. :)

[leeroysphitz]

7. I like it. n/t

[RainDog]

17. awwwww. you tell me that you like it, yeah.

sweetie pie

[Chan790]

11. I bought 800-thread-count sheets...

and they're divine. I've decided to never get out of bed again.

Public Service Announcement: Others are welcome to join me in the bed, clothing optional, provided they are free-spirited, fun and bring liquor.

[CreekDog]

12. i know

i read about that on the bathroom wall. :evilgrin:

[RainDog]

19. well now you're telling me something good!

...except you forgot about smokes. do you allow smoking in bed?

[Chan790]

34. usually...

but not on brand-new $100 sheets. Sorry.

[RainDog]

67. chan, chan, chan

I set you up for some tease talk and you're going on about the cost of those sheets? rip the sheets off the bed, honey.

[Chan790]

81. Sorry...I'm exhausted

that was the actual purpose of the sheets...I'm suffering waking exhaustion the last week or so, which means I'm not sleeping comfortably and tossing a lot in my sleep. Hopefully, I'll wake up tomorrow like I just slept in an expensive hotel bed. Otherwise, It's time for new pillows and if that doesn't work...new mattress.

Also, you might be shocked to know I'm an awful tease talker. Can't flirt either. I'm just too direct.

[RainDog]

82. okay. sleep help for you

lie down with the lights off. if you like soft music, that'll do, but not needed.

put your right hand over your heart and your left hand on your abdomen. take a long, deep breath so that your abdomen rises first - breath from your diaphragm first, then up into your chest. slowly release the breathe. (do this through your nose.) Feel your heart beating. repeat - that really works to put people to sleep that I've known.

[harmonicon]

43. smoking in bed is the best

I can't smoke in the apartment I'm in now, because I'm renting it furnished (a smoky smelling mattress and bed I think could assure that I don't get my security deposit back), but when I move in July, I very well may start up again. Maybe I'll move the electric kettle and french press into the bedroom too and keep them next to the bed.... hmm... now I wonder why I want something larger than a studio apartment if that's how I'm going to treat it.

[Chan790]

62. Ironically...

the French press, loose-leaf tea infuser, water kettle, espresso machine, saké set and laptop are all arm's reach from the bed. I thought I was the only person alive who would be most comfortable living in a 25 sq. foot box.

[From The Ashes]

99. If you're smoking in bed...

...you're doing it too fast! :evilgrin:

[TZ]

13. I'm meeting another DU'er for lunch tomorrow..

DeposeTheBoyKing....:woohoo:

[RainDog]

18. sounds like fun!

pix, I hope?

[TZ]

20. yep!

[rosesaylavee]

21. My son just got notice he made it into

a terrific college next fall. He was wait-listed and we had all but forgotten about it. He had just committed this week to another school that was going to be fine but not exciting ... but got the call on Wednesday that he was accepted. He's on cloud nine.

[RainDog]

24. yeah!

Very happy for him!

[Inchworm]

22. I love you

:woohoo:

:hi:

[RainDog]

25. wow!

what a sweet thing to say! smooooches to you!

that IS something good...and it's a good thing you don't have to spend time with me or you'd change your mind pretty quickly! :)

[Inchworm]

56. I'd prolly still love ya

I'm no prize.

Whats wrong with falling and collapsing into each other after a few beers that were had rambling?

:hug:

[RainDog]

60. I don't know

...what exactly that sentence is about. let's see... go out, find beer, drink it, fall down, knock the other person down? close? :)

hey, don't say you're no prize. you can let others decide about that.

[AlCzervik]

23. my stuff from amazon showed up, yay!

[RainDog]

26. what's your stuff?

I've been over the gd-p engaging in fruitless posts but had to leave after today's meltdown.

[AlCzervik]

27. let's see, i got a book, an ankle bracelet and a crate of assorted ponies.

[RainDog]

30. amazon sells ponies by the crate?

[AlCzervik]

33. they do!

no they really don't, thank goodness. You know what you never see though, someone on the corner with a box of ponies and a sign "Free to a good home" how cool would that be, a free pony.

you wanna see something really funny on amazon? I can't explain why it's there, a du'er told me about it and it's weird but funny as hell, the reviews, not the product.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1

[RainDog]

51. that was great!

just a coincidence you can get milk mustache from Tuscan Milk...

you know, when I was a kid, I thought ponies should be in boxes on the street corners. or horses. with bridles and saddles. and barns. what's the matter with this world?!?!?!

[AlCzervik]

52. Lol.

i laughed my ass reading some of those reviews, i booked marked because there are so many of them. If you get a chance the land tank one is also hilarious.

[cynatnite]

28. I won the lottery and I'm giving you half!

Okay, it was only two dollars. You get a dollar, but the expense of the envelope, stamp and the gas I'd use going to the post office to mail it just isn't worth it.

:P

[RainDog]

29. it's the thought that counts

if it's under six figures :)

[BeachBaby]

31. Ummmmm.....you got a friend in me?

:rofl:

But seriesly....good to see you. Haven't seen you around lately. You being good?

:hug:

[RainDog]

38. thank you! so, who's woody and who's buzz?

or maybe we should have new names? I mean.. Woody?

[Dr. Strange]

32. Your promotion was approved.

You are now officially a Spicy-class ninja. This means that, in addition to using nunchucks and pointy stars, you can use hot sauce as a weapon.

[RainDog]

37. I *AM* hot sauce

I thought you knew that by now. ;)

...but that "spicy class" thing sounds a little too much like Posh and whatever else the rest of them were called. how about Pretender class? Or The Donnas class? Or Chaka class?

[quip]

95. That's hawt!

[Fox Mulder]

35. Well...I'm alive.

I don't know if that's good though. :shrug:

[RainDog]

41. That's good! It means the aliens haven't taken you away for endless anal probes!!

[Shine]

36. Gratitude creates its own energy field

and it changes the vibrational field around us and the way we experience life.

What are YOU grateful for? :D

[RainDog]

42. All of you

[Shine]

44. Back atcha, friend

:grouphug: It's great to be a part of such a cool cyber-community.

[SPKrazy]

39. I Had A Funny In My PM Box Earlier

a funny thing for me anyway

someone had written on something called a digememo backwards handwriting and sent it in my inbox.

I had to put it up to the mirror to read it. :rofl:

I dunno, it made me smile

I also get to go on a "heart walk" in the morning...

Even though my computer burned my leg 2 nights ago while I was sleeping :spray: the blister is healing.

I ordered a strawberry smoothie at the coffee shop and asked them to "put two shots of that caffeine stuff in it" I asked them how much was in it and she told me that one shot= about what is in a can of red bull, so I drank the equivalent of 2 cans of red bull and didn't swing from the chandeliers. It was good too! :9

I had BBQ for lunch

I need to go eat some dinner but I'm not very hungry so I probably will just eat a little bit and at this time of night that is good :D

I talked to my son on the phone for a little bit, he was watching Star Wars (one of his new obsessions) and got off the phone in less than 3 minutes to watch it which was pretty funny hearing him scramble to come up with reasons to go.

I got an email from a friend telling me why they couldn't talk to me anymore, and I guess if what they said is what they think then it is just as well. :shrug:

Okay, I'm sinking here, I'll stop, 'cause my "good news" is starting to sound like it's coming from an old tin can speaker.

:hi:

[RainDog]

46. sounds good

I know of a great present for your son! In fact, I just got this as a present (cause I collect pop-up books)

here ya go-

[fizzgig]

40. i'm going to see the cure in a few weeks

the show is at red rocks and i am so excited i can barely stand it :bounce:

[RainDog]

48. gonna show us some Pictures of You

at the concert?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_6KPet8Zo8

[fizzgig]

53. i will if i remember to bring my camera

:)

[RainDog]

55. btw, I love those little spirits from Princess Mononoke

I love that movie. I think my two favorite ghibli's are that and Spirited Away.

[fizzgig]

57. i have two stuffed kodamas

people never know what to make of them but i think they are so adorable. i love both princess mononoke and spirited away and it's been far too long since i've watched either

[Lil Missy]

45. Here's a funny I got today:

�
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
�
80% held up their hands.
�
The Minister then repeated his question.
�
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
�
'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
�
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
�
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
�
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
�
'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
�
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:











'I OUTLIVED THE BITCHES'

[RainDog]

47. LOLOLOL

thanks for that one!

[Lil Missy]

49. Thanks. I'll be here all week.

:D

[Lil Missy]

50. Here's another one, for Mother's Day:

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.

Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."

The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.

Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.

The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it.

Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift

The chicken was delicious.

Thank you."

[RainDog]

54. ba-dum-ching!

don't forget to tip your waiter, babies.

[hippywife]

58. I rescued five baby bunnies from my dogs tonight.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=243&topic_id=34253&mesg_id=34253

Altho, now I'm a nervous wreck!

:hi:

[RainDog]

61. a hero!

I used to have an indoor litterbox trained rabbit. but I couldn't handle the mice that suddenly loved to hang out so she ended up going to a friend who used the poo for organic fertilizer.

[Pierre.Suave]

59. My Fiance is back from school..

If that isnt good news, I have no idea what is!!!1

[RainDog]

63. taking a peek out of the playpen, I see

have you worn your blue jean chaps yet? that will really set her heart aflutter!

[Pierre.Suave]

64. No, I leave those for you!!!!!!!

:P

[RainDog]

65. that promise is no good without....

you know.

[Pierre.Suave]

66. be careful what you wish for...

:evilgrin:

[RainDog]

68. have a bottle of wine and turn on your scanner

after that, it's easy until the next day.

[Pierre.Suave]

72. I have no idea what that means...

But I will have a bottle of wine.

[RainDog]

75. you really have no idea what that means?

okay. that's a good thing, for me.

[Pierre.Suave]

77. yeah, I really have no idea...

Is it a reference to something I should have seen but havent?

[RainDog]

80. flip those verbs?

[Pierre.Suave]

83. OK, I am still confused.

[RainDog]

84. we ninjas like to keep you off balance

so you'll fall into the playpen. :)

[Pierre.Suave]

85. You ninjas also make it too complicated...

All you had to do was ask.

[RainDog]

86. but I'm shy. at least about some things.

[Pierre.Suave]

88. Oh thats right...

I forgot you are the shy tender ninja...

:P

[BarenakedLady]

69. I got an honorable mention tonight

at my student art show. Sure I didn't get any cash, but hey...I got a gold star (not literally). :P

[RainDog]

70. GREAT!

what medium? can you show us a picture?

...and how're you doing? I've been in gd-p too much, but when I was around here a little bit, sounded like you were having to deal with some depression issues? I think I've been in some weird nether-region b/t depression and one giant anxiety attack for about 8 years now. hoping it will get better when Booosh is gone.

[BarenakedLady]

73. Graphite

I did it last semester, but touched it up. The picture is a bit washed out because it's from my cellphone.

I'm always dealing with depression, but I'm maintaining on Effexor for the past year.

:hi:

[RainDog]

74. WoW

I'm probably weird (probably?!?) but I LOVE pictures of apples. I really like the work on the whole picture, but I love the apples. how long did it take you to do that? It's so detailed.

[BarenakedLady]

78. Thank you

Hmmmm I don't remember exactly. Probably at least a week or longer. I'm not very fast. Also I added a lot more shadows/depth recently (that is my weak point). Thank you for the kind words.

[Inchworm]

79. Not to be a buttinski

but I am Polish...

Will you marry me?

:patriot:

[RainDog]

87. oh, you only love me but want to marry bare naked lady??

I TOTALLY understand. ;)

[Dr. Strange]

71. Here is a pic of a certain DUer when he was a youngun:

[RainDog]

76. and he's drinking grapefruit juice in that bottle?

that explains A LOT.

[UrbScotty]

89. How about a good laugh?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6963274

[RainDog]

92. That was fun!!

I created a post in gd-p that was simply... give some love to Howard Dean...pretty innocuous, I thought. Wanted to be positive among all the venom in that forum.

But people (still today) feel a need to inform me and anyone else who just wants to spread a little love that he's a failure, he's responsible for their state party's stupid decisions, and not only that, he invented hang nails and every other annoyance in the world.

Got a card for someone like that? maybe-

Hey, you're the kind of person who rants at people's weddings!
Now go away!

something like that?

[SoxFan]

90. Red Sox won

Back in first place.

[RainDog]

91. good news for my kid

he is a major Red Sox fan. So I'm always glad to hear they won so that I don't have to hear, over and over, the excruciating details of how they lost. :)

[PassingFair]

93. "Tell me that you love me, yeahhhhh"

[RainDog]

94. Let Me Feel For You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Ht1QI0aM0

LOL. this video is a historical document of the One Glove Love era (aka Mr. Beat It.)

but has Stevie Wonder playing along.

[SOteric]

96. The sun came up this morning

and will set again this evening.

The warm, spring rain still walks barefoot through the tops of trees.

Cats still play with their arch-enemy string.

People still laugh and sometimes they fall in love.

[grannylib]

97. My darling daughter Sarahbellum is home from college for the

weekend and we are going to bake coconut-blueberry cheesecake bars :-)

[lost-in-nj]

98. A young boy`

walked in on his mother on top of his father
doing the wild thing

the mother said
oh I'm just trying to push some of daddies stomach in so his pants fit
and the little boy said














It won't last because
the baby sitter gets down on her knees and blows it back up








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