e-RainDog compatibility test

[RainDog]

I've never been to one of those places because I cannot imagine they'd ask the kind of questions that would be useful for me. Instead, I made up my own test.

What would yours look like?

e-RainDog Test



1. If I had a choice between attending an event or shooting off my big toe, this event would make me most likely to lose the toe.

a. a live basketball game
b. a monster car rally
c. an opera
d. a movie with subtitles

2. Graphic novels are

a. the kind I get in a plain brown wrapper
b. eye noise
c. a superhero distraction sometimes.
d. hey, Maus made history

3. In the video store, you’ll find me in

a. the Jerry Bruckheimer aisle
b. the Star Wars aisle
c. the Quentin Tarantino aisle
d. the Nora Ephron aisle
e. the Playboy video aisle

4. My favorite animated series is

a. The Simpsons
b. Family Guy
c. Veggie Tales
d. South Park
e. Robot Chicken
f. Narutu, or whatever the hell it’s called.

5. If I had an all-expense paid weekend to spend, I would choose this place.

a. Las Vegas
b. Talladega
c. Napa Valley
d. New York City
e. The Nixon Library
f. Cade’s Cove

6. Of the following, I would most likely have this guy’s cd playing in my car.

a. Robert Johnson
b. Garth Brooks
c. Elvis Costello
d. Elvis Presley
e. Jay-Z
f. Rachmaninoff
g. Bill Gaither

7. I think/believe (choose the one that best describes your view)

a. the earth is 6000 years old and Fred and Wilma lived with Adam and Eve
b. Darwin was correct about the origin of species
c. it doesn’t matter cause we’re all gonna die
d. we arrived here in spaceships and we will leave here in spaceships
e. the love of the mother goddess created the milky way

8. Of the following, I’d most likely have this woman’s cd playing in my car.

a. Beverly Sills
b. Lucinda Williams
c. Shania Twain
d. Beyonce
e. Tammy Faye Bakker’s Greatest Hits
f. Ma Rainey
g. Aimee Mann

9. Rate these movies from 1 (best) to 10 (worse) – not meant to be “your” top ten, or mine.

a. Kundun
b. Capote
c. Miller’s Crossing
d. The Maltese Falcon
e. Sleepless in Seattle
f. Run Lola Run
g. House of Flying Daggers
h. Eight Men Out
i. Gosford Park
j. Amelie

9. When I’m feeling romantic, I like to turn to my partner and

a. slap her behind and say, “well, how ‘bout it?”
b. give her the rose I thought to bring home
c. run my finger down the side of her neck and kiss as we find some horizontal (or not) surface.
d. start a shower for two
e. ask her to pass me the Hustler magazine

I have voted for a Republican President

a. yes
b. no
c. yes but I’m ashamed to tell anyone

[Lyric]

1. Answers (and because I'm a rebel, I added my own!)

1. If I had a choice between attending an event or shooting off my big toe, this event would make me most likely to lose the toe.

a. a live basketball game
b. a monster car rally
c. an opera
d. a movie with subtitles
e. a Southern Baptist "revival" (I'd lose BOTH big toes to avoid this one)

2. Graphic novels are

a. the kind I get in a plain brown wrapper
b. eye noise
c. a superhero distraction sometimes.
d. hey, Maus made history
e. okay, so long as they were created by Gaiman or O'Barr

3. In the video store, you’ll find me in

a. the Jerry Bruckheimer aisle
b. the Star Wars aisle
c. the Quentin Tarantino aisle
d. the Nora Ephron aisle
e. the Playboy video aisle
f. the chick flick aisle

4. My favorite animated series is

a. The Simpsons
b. Family Guy
c. Veggie Tales
d. South Park
e. Robot Chicken
f. Narutu, or whatever the hell it’s called.

5. If I had an all-expense paid weekend to spend, I would choose this place.

a. Las Vegas
b. Talladega
c. Napa Valley
d. New York City
e. The Nixon Library
f. Cade’s Cove

6. Of the following, I would most likely have this guy’s cd playing in my car.

a. Robert Johnson
b. Garth Brooks
c. Elvis Costello
d. Elvis Presley
e. Jay-Z
f. Rachmaninoff
g. Bill Gaither
h. Trent Reznor (because Trent *is* NIN)

7. I think/believe (choose the one that best describes your view)

a. the earth is 6000 years old and Fred and Wilma lived with Adam and Eve
b. Darwin was correct about the origin of species
c. it doesn’t matter cause we’re all gonna die
d. we arrived here in spaceships and we will leave here in spaceships
e. the love of the mother goddess created the milky way

8. Of the following, I’d most likely have this woman’s cd playing in my car.

a. Beverly Sills
b. Lucinda Williams
c. Shania Twain
d. Beyonce
e. Tammy Faye Bakker’s Greatest Hits
f. Ma Rainey
g. Aimee Mann
h. Stevie Nicks

9. Rate these movies from 1 (best) to 10 (worse) – not meant to be “your” top ten, or mine.

a. Kundun
b. Capote
c. Miller’s Crossing
d. The Maltese Falcon
e. Sleepless in Seattle
f. Run Lola Run
g. House of Flying Daggers
h. Eight Men Out
i. Gosford Park
j. Amelie

Sorry, I don't watch many movies, and I've only seen one out of the whole list.

9. When I’m feeling romantic, I like to turn to my partner and

a. slap her behind and say, “well, how ‘bout it?”
b. give her the rose I thought to bring home
c. run my finger down the side of her neck and kiss as we find some horizontal (or not) surface.
d. start a shower for two
e. ask her to pass me the Hustler magazine

I have voted for a Republican President

a. yes
b. no
c. yes but I’m ashamed to tell anyone
d. This is something else I'd rather shoot a body part off than do.

[RainDog]

2. good additions!

but i think, for no. 3, d=f