Lounge Ladies! What would you do for a 20-minute foot massage?

[Oeditpus Rex]

See, temeah — this is what's called "Knowing your audience." :D

[TZ]

1. Nothing

I hate having people touch my feet. I will buy/get an mechanical foot massage. I have this weird thing about people handling my feet.
Sorry Oedi..I'll take a back/neck massage anyday over the feet.

[supernova]

2. You gotta do my calves too

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. That could get dangerous

Just so you know. :)

[kineneb]

3. make it feet and lower legs...

for a pan of homemade chocolate brownies?

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Y'all are testing my gentlemanly mettle

But, hey — I'll even come up there. I love Clear Lake. :D

[kineneb]

8. you just missed the prettiest time of the year here

At the beginning of April all the wildflowers were blooming, it was beeeutiful! Redbuds, lupine, baby blue eyes, buttercups, California poppies... one of the many reasons I will stay here...

Now about that foot rub... do you want the brownies with or w/o the locally grown walnuts? Got some good wine up here, too.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Forgot about the walnuts

But, redbuds — I remember Redbud Park. Did some fishin' there... and at Horseshoe Bend, where my dad slipped off his rock and fell in the lake. :D

[RainDog]

5. what would I do?

pass out!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Well, it *is* quite relaxing

:D

[RainDog]

15. and it tickles!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Not if it's done right

:D

[RainDog]

18. but I have ticklish feet

and they have to get used to someone rubbing them.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. ~

:blush:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. What?

Skip can't have a foot massage? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Get this thread locked.

A foot massage would be sheer Heaven.

:hi:

[quip]

12. But you failed to indicate "by whom." They think some pev wants to do it!

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. I. am. not. a. PEV!

I always lose at this: x(

[TZ]

16. If you want to learn...

Just read a few of temeah's posts he's a fine example of pevishness.:rofl:

[pokerfan]

19. Yeah, but would you give a guy a foot massage?

http://www.youtube.com/v/PdkksDaSXPU&hl

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Run a marathon

And I would deserve it too.