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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:27 AM
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I'm practicing my line for when the hotel calls me when I get home.
"Oh, it was like that when I checked in."
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:33 AM
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1. I think it was the maids
they were all wasted as hell when I checked out

:P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:34 AM
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2. You should see this room...
Looks like some kind of "before" picture.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:09 AM
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3. I WILL KICK YOUR HOTEL ROOM-TRASHING ASS
I AM GUNNING FOR YOU PHILBOY
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:16 AM
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4. You mean the hole in the wall and dead hooker in the tub WEREN'T there before?
Huh.....
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Captain Angry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:19 AM
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5. Sir, we're calling to ask about the dead hooker in your room.
Which one?
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 02:22 AM
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6. Tiffany? No.. that wasn't me.. I cut mine up.....
ah... time for bed.
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asteroid2003QQ47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 05:38 AM
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7. The number you have reached is...
no longer in service.

(In your best computer generated voice.)
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Eagle_Eye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 05:59 AM
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8. You sure your name isn't Joe Walsh?

Lifes been good
(j. walsh)

I have a mansion forget the price
Aint never been there they tell me its nice
I live in hotels tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say Im crazy but I have a good time
(everybody say oh, yeah.....oh,yeah)

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/eagles/lifes+been+good_20044498.html
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