Todays free advice thread:

[NightWatcher]

Always be sure that the batteries in your nosehair trimmer are strong and fully charged BEFORE sticking it up your nose. The last thing that you'd want to happen is have the batteries die and the spinning blade slow down and YANK instead of cut.

Have a nice day

[DarkTirade]

1. That's good advice.

My advice: If it smells funny, don't put it in your cereal.

[Callalily]

2. Don't bite the hand

that looks dirty.