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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:07 PM Original message |
I am stuck in porno hell...... |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. How many showers do you have to take every day? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. If you must know - at least 2.... |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'll take your job. |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. You would hate it.... |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:13 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. We'll have to see about that. |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:14 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. LOL |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:53 PM Response to Reply #8 |
79. You got there first. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #5 |
78. Try me. |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. 925 films? How many Oscars has he won? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:13 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!11!! |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
6. what is the best porn name you have seen |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. There are some really funny ones out there.... |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 10:19 AM Response to Reply #6 |
26. On Golden Blonde |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 10:40 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. Today's winner so far is: |
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Jeff In Milwaukee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:44 AM Response to Reply #28 |
37. Splender in the Ass |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:48 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Maid to be Laid..... |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 02:47 PM Response to Reply #6 |
44. My freshman hallmates decided to rent a porno for one girl's 18th birthday |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:42 AM Response to Reply #6 |
47. "Much Ado About Fucking" |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 11:40 AM Response to Reply #6 |
49. Shaving Ryan's Privates |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
58. Up and Cummers |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh, this is you???? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:20 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. OMG |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:21 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Yeah, but can you type so fast |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:22 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Ronald McFondled...... |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
12. Well, that's a kinda weird job to have. I feel for ya! *hugs* |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:21 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Thankfully it is not all porn all the time.... |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:23 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Whate the heck kind of databse needs to know this junk?? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:23 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. A database that provides media information....nt |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:26 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Well, here's hoping the summer of porn turns out to be a 3 minute job. :^P |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:27 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. ... |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
20. Come Here |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Bwaaaahhhh |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
22. I once considered a part-time job |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 04:31 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. The guy here who has to write the blurbs blushes |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
25. I used to have to do porno, too... |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 10:39 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. LOL... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:19 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Nici Sterling and Nikki Sterling are the same person |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:23 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. grazie.... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:25 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. heh |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:30 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. It's so unique |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 04:48 PM Response to Reply #31 |
51. Dude... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 05:00 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. ahh, thanks |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 12:44 PM Response to Reply #27 |
41. It's my fault that your thread resurfaced... |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 01:06 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. LOL - I am researching "Finding Tushyland" |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:39 AM Response to Reply #42 |
46. Dear God, that was worse than what I had to deal with... |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #25 |
55. Hannah and Her Blisters? |
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LibraLiz1973 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
29. I have an old high school friend who as a porn star |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:15 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. It can be a really bizarre world.... |
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JanMichael (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 12:11 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Welcome to Capitalism - now take your clothes off. |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 12:41 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. really nice.... |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:17 PM Response to Reply #40 |
69. They knew what they were getting into, |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:22 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. pffft... |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-13-08 08:56 AM Response to Reply #71 |
82. Thanks, my friend. I'll see what I'm up to... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:33 PM Response to Reply #30 |
56. outsourcing, they are taking jobs from good young horned up American girls |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
35. Keep an eye out for Miss Jones |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 11:41 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. will do.... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
43. If you really want to find something to laugh at... |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-09-08 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
45. Couldn't they have given the porn search to someone who likes it? |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:43 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Would they employ someone who likes it? LOL. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 04:42 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Hey there! |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. nooooooooooo |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:23 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Sorry! You wanted this thread to die and it refuses! |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:41 PM Response to Reply #54 |
61. That would be very cool and I'm kicking this thread. Sorry, LOL. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #61 |
68. It looks nice. |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:40 PM Response to Reply #68 |
75. I could go for that, though I'm not into tea. |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 10:52 AM Response to Reply #54 |
64. I have not been to the tea room yet.... |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #53 |
59. my best friend has to write reviews for gay porn films |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:02 PM Response to Reply #50 |
60. Apparently so, but I didn't start it... |
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Wetzelbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
57. He should have been nominated for The Asian Show or Rawhide |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 10:50 PM Response to Original message |
62. I'm not among the "some of you [who] know" |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-10-08 11:00 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. The company provides TV listings for newspapers and periodicals |
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Teaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
65. need some help? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 10:59 AM Response to Reply #65 |
66. LOL... |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
67. My mom worked in a candy store... |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:22 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. I worked in a candy store, too... |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:25 PM Response to Reply #67 |
72. we managed to keep this thread going without |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:57 PM Response to Reply #72 |
81. I'm here now. |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
73. I totally understand |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-11-08 06:34 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. YAY - another soul who can sympathize |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:55 PM Response to Reply #73 |
80. "They just seemed to want to do this until they were close to death" |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
76. Ah hah! That's why "Malta Blue" sounds so familiar! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-12-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
77. How the HELL did you get that job? |
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