I am a mathematical genius. Public Service Announcement.

[LeftyFingerPop]

OK, listen. I feel like Einstein. I have developed a simple, yet profound series of formulas which explains everything you need to know about life. Pay close attention to the following, and never forget these formulas. They will help you in the future.

Beautiful woman + Romantic Italian Dinner = Bliss
Bliss + Beer + THC = More Bliss
More Bliss = Momentary Loss of Muscular Coordination
Momentary Loss of Muscular Coordination + Heavy Hotel Room Door = Huge Ass Bruise

You're welcome.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Is this calculus?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. No, it is the story of my huge ass bruise.

Huge.

Kicked by a horse in the ass huge.

They should make padded doorknobs for guys like me.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Ah!

So it's calculass!

My condolences to your derrière.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Thank you...

One of my best features has been marred.

[Elidor]

5. The mass of the ass is in direct proportion to the angle of the dangle

This is first year stuff, man.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Hardhead's Law?

That sounds like Euclidean geometry material to me. I couldn't get into that class. (Didn't meet the prerequisites.)

[DarkTirade]

8. No, it looks more like a logic proof to me.

[lost-in-nj]

6. Momentary Loss of Muscular Coordination

+ the door


OHHHHHHHH


This is when you were thrown out!!!!

I get it now!!!!!


lost


























:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hide: :hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Wanna know what actually happened? n/t

[lost-in-nj]

10. sorry

i was trying to be funny....


love you yanno


:hug:


lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Don't be sorry!!

I ordered a six pack from the hotel bar in the wee hours. The guy brings the 6 pack, and asks me to sign a bill for $32!!!! I literally fell backwards into the door handle!!

Said he had to charge me "bar prices". Pfttttttt.

:hug:

[pokerfan]

12. Venn Diagrams hold the secret to life

[Dr. Strange]

13. O

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pokerfan]

14. another one

[Inchworm]

15. Can I assume THC is merely weed and not...

the rubberleg stuff it brings to mind?

:shrug:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

16. but, but, but.....

my honey explains useful stuff to me like:

Relativity, Special and General.

Why Gravity should be part of the Unified Field Theory that Einstein never solved (and my honey has solved, decades ago).

The Fitzgerald-Lorenz Transformation

How Newton and Leibniz both invented calculus.

I see this competition in the grocery store.

On the cookie Aisle: Fig Newtons on one end, Leibniz crackers on the other.

Pure coincidence???

[struggle4progress]

17. I think most chemists will agree your equation is not balanced:

Beautiful woman + Romantic Italian Dinner + Beer + THC + Heavy Hotel Room Door = Huge Ass Bruise

[northzax]

18. oh yeah? I can explain all this.

watch:

We all know that women demand money and time.

So women=money*time.

And of course, time is money, so really:

Women=money*money

Or, if you prefer, women=money^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil.

Money=(square root)evil

Therefore,

Women=(square root)evil^2

Women=evil.

Elementary. Hence your sore posterior.

[Parche]

19. My Math

Beautiful woman + Romantic Italian Dinner = Pubes
Bliss + Beer + THC = Pubes
Pubes = Momentary Loss of Muscular Coordination
Momentary Loss of Muscular Coordination + Heavy Hotel Room Door = Huge Ass Pubes


:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Jesus Christ Parche....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Parche]

21. JCP

They just call me Lord sometimes........:woohoo:

:hi:

[XemaSab]

22. Is it as big as this one?