In honor of JerseryGirlDem getting to 1,000 posts (pic heavy)

[TZ]

I have been taking applications for her future franchise, once known as WaWa but recently rebranded to:

Now, as a new franchise, we are going to need some attractive construction workers to attract patrons while they drink their coffee..
How about these applicants...



So I was also thinking that we should hire Dustrange to be in charge of the financials since he's good with numbers (or so I've heard) but since he seems a bit shy, I hired some assistants for him...

Also I think we need something like a face painter for our grand opener..but since this is TaTa..we should go with a body painter instead..Something temeah is familiar with..in fact I found this picture of him at work...

Finally I think we could get someone like RainDog to be in charge of battery operated devices..She seems to have a knack for finding them...
What do you think?:evilgrin:
(enjoy the man pics...)

[BeachBaby]

1. TZ......I'm touched.

You definitely went above and beyond the call of duty here.

These construction dudes.....while they weren't exactly what I had in mind, I'm sure my mind can adjust accordingly. :P

(I'll be right back - I'm going to take another look at them, just to make sure......)

Damn. Okay. If that's all you can find, I guess they'll do for now. :rofl:

Now what's this about DuStrange being good with numbers? I mean, you being the puppetmaster and all, can you verify this? This is MONEY we're talking about here!!!

Looks like the tamale is dedicated to his craft. He's hired!

[TZ]

3. Well feel free to submit other candidates if you like

I'd be MORE than happy to inspect er, interview them...
As for DuStrange..maybe I should rethink that, I understand that outside of Pi, he's not that good with big numbers..
And one final treat for you..here's a bookmarked thread of mine about body paint I posted awhile back to taunt er tease er...
entertain tamale and the Dude..its funny..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7499901#7501655

[BeachBaby]

5. Hahahahaha!

Oh man - I missed out on so much stuff! That sucks. Looks like I missed that by a couple of days. That figures.

So....tell me, TZ....how does this "inspection" process work exactly? I need to be apprised of all goings-on in my franchise.

[TZ]

7. Well lets see

First is visual inspection of photos and then, well I need some face to face time or to be exact face to ummm...well gotta make sure those jeans fit well ya know!:evilgrin:

[quip]

2. I humbly offer my services to paint any and all tatas

Give give give. It's all I do. :patriot:

[TZ]

4. How noble of you

I think you need a medal...the purple nipple perhaps?:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

6. Well look who showed up.

Now I know what I promised you, tamale. And I always keep my promises.

Here's to my last triple digit post - you ready to de-virginize me of my DU newbie status?

I'll wait. :P

[quip]

8. Hubba. Was it good for you?

I passed out from all of the excitement! :evilgrin:

Congrats, Sugah!!! :hi: :woohoo: :applause:

:pals:

[BeachBaby]

9. The best I ever had.

Mind if I smoke a ciggie? Hell.... I may need a couple after that! :*

Thanks tamale....it's official. I'm a DU woman now. :woohoo:

TZ - girlie - you RAWK! This thread is a keeper! :hug:

[quip]

11. Join me! I'm smoking a cigar by a campfire right now!

I'll bet you say that to all the guys, Sugah...

:hide:

[BeachBaby]

21. I'm right with ya, tamale. Smoking away.

I need a campfire. Sheesh.

And no, I don't say that to all the guys. (DuStrange - shhhhhh.....)

:hide:

[quip]

23. I suspected as much.

:hurtfeelings: :P

[TZ]

12. glad you liked it

Too bad the Dude is not around. He'll be mad he missed the deflowering..but he will see this..I made sure of that!

[TZ]

10. go smoke a stogie....

and hang out by a pole... Too bad you weren't around to de-flower me.....;)

[quip]

15. I'm coming up on 10,000

I should take applications; resumes you know. Nekkid pics via PM I'm thinking...

:evilgrin: :thumbsup:

[TZ]

16. oooh.

I'm gonna have to start planning something...

[quip]

18. FYI

So is the Darth Dust Ranger...

Just saying'

[BeachBaby]

20. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

:evilgrin: 'nuff said.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Cheers for JGD.

I hear she did some screen saver model work:

[TZ]

14. hmm

so thats what you have on your desktop huh? BTW..I sense a photoshop opportunity here...

[Dr. Strange]

17. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain, but won't that body look goofy with temeah's head?

[TZ]

19. ....

Not where I was going...but that actually would be freaking hilarious.....

[BeachBaby]

22. Yo! That was a LONG time ago.

I've since gotten an education and stopped using my body to make money.

That's what sucks about these internets - the past keeps coming back to haunt. :P

Thanks, Dude. :hug:

[quip]

24. You found a pic of her without sunglasses!

:thumbsup:

[RainDog]

25. Battery? solar is the way to go

from solarpowerrocks.com
http://www.solarpowerrocks.com/solar-technology/solar-powered-vibrator/

Solar-powered vibrator

Since we’ve been writing posts here at solarpowerrocks.com, we have covered topics such as solar electricity beamed from space, solar powered backpacks, and how much the solar power incentives in Oregon kick butt. However, even aside from Dave’s last California neutral energy home post referencing Timberlake’s Di** in a box, there has been a noted shortage of material here that really “ROCKS!”. I searched high and low this morning for something and I think I’ve found something pretty rockin’. This solar powered vibrator from California Exotics:



Positives:

* Take it with you camping – no need for batteries
o Backpacks? Check. M&M’s? Check. Beer? Check. Solar powered sex toy? Hell yah!
* Peace of mind
o There can’t be much that could compare to a lovely orgasm coming straight from Mother Nature instead of the electrical grid or a battery. A climax with a solar powered vibrator is not a crescendo on your own. You’re coming with the planet.
* Efficiency
o 5 hours of sunlight = 2.5 hours of vibration!

Possible Negatives:

* Unless you’ve figured out a way to filter sunlight into your nightstand, you’ve got to be proud enough to have this solar vibrator on the kitchen counter, out on your deck, or behind your tent (if camping with others) to gather sunrays.
* This bullet design might not be for everyone. However, there are plenty of solar battery chargers out there already. Why not use one of those on your favorite vibe instead?
* It is billed as being “Whisper quiet”? - Might not get the job done.
* Disguised as a cell phone
o You’ll look like an insecure drabbling idiot to anyone who picks this thing up and says, “Hey is that a solar powered cell-phone? Where are the buttons? Wait, what is this thing!?” Better to actually have it look like a giant solar dildo from the start so nobody gets confused and you look like a confident, orgasm-seeking, environmentalist instead of a cloying sexual neophyte.

Or, the perfect gift for the newly deflowered! You can take it camping!! :rofl:

[TZ]

26. Once again

You make a great find..A solar powered toy? Man oh man. You should open your own green toy store...:rofl: :patriot: