Post a random thought you've had that other people will think is insane...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

And the trick is, you can't criticize anyone else for these thoughts.
We watched Catch and Release the other night and Jennifer Garner's character says that she loves natural disasters and wants people to die in them. Thought that was funny and a little bit mad.
And I thought this would be a great thread.
And you don't even have to have meant these passing thoughts. Just thought they might be fun to read. Thanks!
Duckie

[UndertheOcean]

1. I want to boink barnie , the purple dinasour

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Exactly what I was talking about.

GREAT reply. Thanks!
Duckie

[PassingFair]

3. Do dead people post among us?

I SWEAR that an irritating poster was tomb-stoned
yesterday, but there she is tonight...

postin' like nothing happened.

:crazy:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Weird.

Alert on her again and make her life miserable! LMAO
Duckie

[PassingFair]

8. Alright, I'm NOT crazy, someone else just mentioned the banning.

HOW does a poster get tombstoned, and
return UNDER THE SAME NAME the next day?

WTF?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. I would like to be a benign dictator

I would rule with an iron hand, but do things to help our society rather than take away liberties.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. We often have the same thoughts...

and we plan them when there is nothing else to talk about. It's sooo fun.
Duckie

[Lyric]

37. I've wanted to do that too, but

I guess I believe in the Galadriel philosophy in regard to that; as in what she tells Sam when he says that he wishes she could take the ring because he knows that she'd "set things right."

"That is where it would begin," she says, "But it would not end there."

Power corrupts. :(

[Inchworm]

6. Why do humans scream when they are falling

and do any other animals do this?

:dilemma:

[mainegreen]

9. I wish instead of a chair I had a giant fan that levitated me in front of my computer.

[Guava Jelly]

10. How could anyone walk away from dessert.

I just don't understand.

[AlCzervik]

11. i think about lame super powers.

like the ability to glow in the dark, pretty useless, the ability to extinguish the flame of one match with your mind, the ability to change the color of your car but you couldn't change it back to the original color.

[crimsonblue]

12. some days I wake up

wondering if it finally worked and I was transported 30 years into the future. Other days I wake up and wonder if I am really awake, or am having a hallucination and am about ready to jump out of my 3rd story appt window....

[nytemare]

13. How did people find out that saying Soooooooey is the way to call a pig?

How long did that take. When a pig oinks, does it sound to the pig like it is saying sooey or something?

[Silver Swan]

23. Actually, when I was a girl

on a farm, we called our pigs by saying "Hooey," not Sooey.

Until our pigs realized that my sister dumped the vegetable scraps in the barnyard at the same time I took the meat scraps to the barn cats.

Then the pigs came when I called, "Here, kitty, kitty , kitty..."

Pigs aren't fools.

[Thickasabrick]

14. The earth is really an alien aquarium and aliens are playing us

like the Sims and commenting on how fucked up we are.

[leeroysphitz]

15. Freemasons run the country.

Oh. Wait.

[Ivan Sputnik]

16. I keep thinking of a line from a John Lennon song:

"Trying to shovel smoke with a pitchfork in the wind." I don't know why that appeals to me....except sometimes I feel that way.

[Chan790]

17. I've wondered if Truman Capote...

actually wrote To Kill A Mockingbird and just credited it to his friend Harper Lee because he found it simultaneously too saccharine and controversial to want to have his own name attached to it.

[Miss Carly]

18. Jai Guru Deva oooooooohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

Carly

[Haole Girl]

19. My cats try to tell me when it's a good day to stay at home and not go to work.

You know...through cat body language! ;-)

:crazy:

p.s., Are the men with the straight jackets going to come and take me away now?
:scared:

[Ptah]

20. I fantasize about taking some contraband when I visit my son.

A pack of smokes that he could sell for $5.00 per cigarette.

Some recent photos.

A slice of homemade bread.

[leeroysphitz]

21. Bongo Waifers are stickier than Choco Crispies. n/t

[Miss Carly]

22. every morning the first song I hear on my alarm clock radio is stuck in my head all day

Carly

[bookworm65t]

24. Showing my ignorance here, I guess....

I live near Dayton, OH. I get Columbus TV stations on my cable system. Our primary here in Ohio was two months ago. Indiana's primary was yesterday, history now. So why the fuck is John McCain running campaign ads here? He has started running ads here on Monday, and I just saw another one earlier this evening .I thought at first that they were covering the eastern IN audience when they were shown in Dayton, but Columbus stations are running them too.

I thought McCain wsn't all there before this, now he and the Repukes seem even stupider than usual. Is there something else going on that I haven't caught on to?

Just the random thought That I have had for the last couple of days....

[DarkTirade]

25. I'm capable of travelling forward in time. At exactly one second per second.

[Diana Prince]

26. I become the main character in books I read

especially if they are sexy, tough as nails women.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. When I become so incapacitated that I require a nursing home...

I want to be taken to Alaska and left in some pristinely beautiful spot where I'll either die from exposure or make a happy meal for some bear.

G'night! :loveya:

[SarahB]

28. I think squirrels are gifts from the lord to keep us from speeding.

[SarahB]

29. I like my men like a like my Kool-Aid,

Red and sweet.

[SarahB]

30. Hootie was the pinnacle of 90's male sexiness.

Especially here.

[SarahB]

31. Do men named Les have an inferiority complex?

How do men named Dick feel about Freud's theories?

[SarahB]

32. Duffy is the pop media's the "nice girl" answer to Amy Winehouse.

Wait, that's true.

[SarahB]

33. Beer in cans doesn't taste any differently.

[SarahB]

34. The name Dirk Diggler always reminds me of Earthworms.

:shrug:

[kentauros]

35. "I want to put babies on spikes!" shuuummff!

random Crazy-Eddie Izzard memory :P

[DarkTirade]

39. It's the american dream!

Here, have a rack of baby.

[crimsonblue]

36. I tend to attach names to inanimate objects around the house...

my computer is named Joe. My printer is named Franklin. My tv is Big Dave. And my toothbrush is Etta (long story). Needless to say, I took to naming my gf's stuff too, and I refer to things by their names when talking about them to her. I'm a little worried it may be signs that I'm going crazy...

[Lil Missy]

38. How does no-stick teflon stick to the pan?

[Haole Girl]

40. You made me curious, so I looked it up:

I really should go back into Library work, you know? lol

:hi:

In the early days, what the non-stick stuck to was a mechanical issue.
Manufacturers textured a pan by blasting its surface with grit, gouging little pits in the aluminum, or by spraying the cookware with a micro-lumpy ceramic coating or stainless steel, which formed mini-mountains as it hardened.

But the latest non-stick revolution, probably lost on cooks, is a non-mechanical means of sticking non-stick to aluminum. In this method,
which DuPont calls "smooth technology," new-and-improved sticky molecules in the primer coat sink as the pan bakes and chemically lock themselves to smooth, unmolested metal. The upper layers fuse together better, and you get a tougher pan.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question44146.html