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Edited on Thu May-08-08 11:29 AM by NYCparalegal
Edited to add: yes, I have another job starting May 19.
Question: if he asks why, what reason should I cite first?
1. You are one unethical sonofabitch and I've had it with covering up your crap. 2. I had to beg for my paycheck every Monday. A few times I didn't even get my check until Thursday or Friday. 3. You know shit about immigration. In fact, you know more about chaos theory than you do about immigration, and you have me do your work. 4. As 3 above, with the addition of: I'm doing your work at $13 an hour while you are hardly ever in the office and don't do diddly squat. 5. You think you are funny and clever and you are neither. 6. You are a terrible boss (for reasons 3 and 4 above). 7. In addition to doing YOUR job, I have to file your crap that you pile on your messy desk along with the piles of dirty tupperware and forks sticky with unknown food stuffs, despite the fact that you could easily do that yourself, since you do nothing else. 8. You want me to praise your baby daughter as the most beautiful thing on the planet, when she instead is rather ugly. Yes, I said it... she's FFFFFFFFFFF-ugly! 9. You think our immigration business will be booming because you take me for granted and you think I won't quit, as I'm about to do. Now we shall see MWAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! 10. I know you haven't declared to your partner or your wife (the other paralegal who handles the trust account) all that your clients have paid you. 11. I know you have screwed up on two immigration cases that, should the clients involved find out, will trigger the Bar coming after you and I hope they do. 12. I know you have given people the wrong advice on immigration matters because you know jack shit about it. 13. I know you're not always in court when you say you are. 14. I know that 13 is true because many of your court appointed clients get arrested for Failure to Appear warrants and you act surprised this happens. 15. Stop taking clients in counties far away if you know you're going to get their cases continued forever because you're too lazy to make the long drives (note: some of his cases have been on the calendar for over a year!!!). 16. I am not your secretary, I am not your personal assistant. 17. More importantly, after next Thursday I am NO LONGER YOUR BIATCH AND EMPLOYEE!!!
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, you unethical troll. Here's a tip... buy a friggin deodorant and some toothpaste or gum on occasion. You're evidence that anyone can get a law degree and pass the bar.
Ok, I feel better. Rant off!
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