13 year old steals dad's credit card, buys hookers, halo.

[PatGund]

Wow, he's off to a GOOD start! Let me guess, future GOP politician?

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm?article=true

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

The last line is what makes the article:

"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician'

Let's see. Sex scandal, check. Credit card theft, check. Lying though his teeth, check. Sense of entitlement, check. Spending other people's money on hookers and games? Check.

The boy has a bright future in the Texas Republican Party.

[flvegan]

1. "...playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel"

Um, dude...you missed the point of getting hookers.

[sasquatch]

6. They need to have you sit him down and explain how things work

:D

[flvegan]

8. I'd be too busy

with the hookers.

"Enjoy that Halo, kid!"

[BlooInBloo]

9. Halo is the probverial cigarette for him.

[laconicsax]

21. My first LOLgamer

[flvegan]

26. Ha! That's funny!

[krispos42]

23. Looks like that "abstinance-only education" is working!

Or, perhaps, like many Republicans, they are repressed homosexuals and the kid got the hookers as a cover!

:rofl:

[Captain Angry]

2. Hookers take credit cards?

That's good, the line at the ATM is always so slow! :-)

[Deja Q]

5. Yeah, but that slot looks like it's been overused...

:hide:

[Captain Angry]

10. That one was rough.

I laughed so hard that I got an ab workout.

[Initech]

20. Reminds me of Quagmire from Family Guy.

"Aw right!!!! No it's not all right! I'm outta cash! Do you guys take credit card?"

[DarkTirade]

3. Hell, I'd vote for him.

:P

[datasuspect]

4. that kid's got CEO written all over him

a real go getter

[BlooInBloo]

7. Best. Day. EVER!

:rofl:

[Shine]

11. This Mom says he is totally grounded.

:D future Republican or not.

[PatGund]

12. grounded.....

....until he's 35 I suspect.

At least if it had been my kid.

[cloudbase]

13. Peggy,

that boy ain't right.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. My husband just said, "Sounds like another Bushie in Training!"

We'll call them B. I. T. for short! :rofl:

[SoxFan]

15. God Bless Texas

I'm starting to think Florida might get jealous...

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Was it this kid?

[Blue_Tires]

25. lol

i dressed about the same when i was in 5th grade (1988)

[oedura]

17. Did the hookers at least take their tops off?

Such a waste...

[harmonicon]

18. so awesome

I think every sentence in that article is solid gold. At every period, I think it couldn't get better, but it keeps getting better. Too good.

[Initech]

19. Yup - he definitely sounds like a future GOPer.

[Jamastiene]

22. Hey, now, I like video games and hookers, although not in that order.

There's nothing wrong with working girls. After all, it's the world's oldest profession.

[derby378]

24. Coolest. Kid. In America.

I just learned about this kid today. Totally blew my mind.

But yeah, he is soooo busted.