Does the fact that I want to boink Jenna Bush

[PretzelWarrior]

make me evil?

[Richard Steele]

1. No, it makes you a GUY. nm

[crimsonblue]

2. not if it pisses her dad off.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Nah

Just means you have low standards.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. really? hmm.....I'd like to see your standards?

http://www.denverpostphotoblog.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=7831&g2_serialNumber=2

[Jamastiene]

46. I have standards

They are just lower than most people's standards.®©™

[krispos42]

4. No, but being sucked into that family might

She's not bad-looking, but Gawd, what will her male children look like???

I also have it on good authority that the carpet doesn't match the drapes, but at least it's low-pile.



:hide:

[kay1864]

21. 'good authority'?

As in you know somebody who knows somebody? :)

Or that you've seen upskirt pictures on the Web of her changing on the beach? (if so, it's not really her, sorry)

[krispos42]

56. Happened to catch what might be the pic you're talking about

The Bush White House denies, that it's her?

Well, you know what that means, then!

:-)

[kay1864]

64. White House? LOL!

No, a far better source than that...IIRC it was Fake Detective or somesuch. Debunked in at least two places that I er, happened to find :P

Yep initially it was a kick that we got to see Jenna's Bush, but that got squashed a few days later when the debunking info came out. Can't remember the details, but it was convincing. I'm sure you can Google it, or search Superficial or maybe Defamer et al.

(or so I've heard anyway O8))

[MonkeyFunk]

6. Just remember

boinking Jenna is like boinking one-fourth of Babs.

[newmajority]

24. Or even more sickiningly, half of Chimpy?

:puke:

Though I'll admit to having random impure thoughts about Jenna & Tonic myself. As well as their cousin Lauren Bush (Marvin's kid, I think?)

BTW what happenned to Tonic anyway? She seems to be totally off the Bush Crime Family radar since their misadventures in South America last year.

Maybe she's still down there, preparing the new family compound for when they have to flee the country in January.

[mike_c]

61. only a truly sick mind would think of that....

Good one! :thumbsup: But really disgusting.

[Wetzelbill]

7. She's attractive

I can see that. Not sure about hanging out with the family all the time, too much disagreement there.

[PretzelWarrior]

8. boinking and hangin out equal 2 different things

[Wetzelbill]

10. well, you know, just in case you ended up staying for dinner

:rofl:

[PretzelWarrior]

11. lololol. some baby back ribs and stoly Cristal?

that's about their speed. some bacon bits on Arugula lettuce. some longhorns mounted on a Mercedes?

[Wetzelbill]

14. could you imagine sitting around shooting the shit with old Barbara

while fuckin' Dubya and Marvin and Neil were hanging around the grill flipping steaks and ribs and pissing off Jeb and Poppy, who at least have functioning brainpower? Oh lord. :rofl:

[kay1864]

22. I wouldn't even classify her as "attractive" myself

Just kind of ordinary really. And not because of her repulsive father, but just due to her rather plain face.

[Wetzelbill]

33. I find most women attractive

I don't know, I think I just love women. :)

[kay1864]

37. I love women too

But she's just not real high on my hot-o-meter. Slightly above average IMHO.

[Wetzelbill]

53. well yeah, I agree but I think slightly above average is pretty attractive

I wouldn't say she's smoking or anything like that. Imho, the average woman is pretty attractive.

[ghostsofgiants]

59. Is it bad that I think hanging out with the Bushes would be fun as hell...

Just because of all the shit I would stir up?

George: "So, Jonathan, Jenna tells me yer inta pol'tics. Nice to have a young person 'round who knows about what's goin' on in the world. Were you old enough to vote for me in 2004?"
Me: "Well, I was old enough, yeah, but I was too smart to do so. Plus, I'm Canadian."

Ohhhh, the fun I would have.

[Lasher]

9. Well she's got a great stripper name.

So I guess maybe if you played some music real loud so that you couldn't hear anything she said. Then maybe slamming her wouldn't be so bad.

[Jamastiene]

12. Boink? No.

It does not. Now, if you started getting all dreamy over her emotionally, we'd have to do an intervention and AT LEAST point out the unevolved genes she has. After all, "who's her daddy?" :P

:rofl:

[last_texas_dem]

13. Weirdly, I've always found Jenna to be the more attractive Bush twin...

Odd because I tend to be more into brunettes and girls who don't resemble George W. Bush and, unlike Barbara, Jenna is a blonde and kind of resembles George W. Bush! haha

As to your question: nah, it doesn't make you evil. Based on a couple of things I've heard, she may not even be a Repug. Hopefully marrying this dude who's supposed to from some bigtime Repug family won't push her back towards the dark side again...

[democracyindanger]

15. If you did, it would turn black and fall off.

Just sayin'.

[Lady-Damai]

16. Ewww....she looks like her father.

:evilfrown:

[asteroid2003QQ47]

19. Yup and...

that's the cause of serious conflicting emotions because as much as
I despise everything about Shrub, part of me still wants to get it on
with Jenna.

[driver8]

65. I think she looks like her mother!

That would be reason enough for me to stay away!!

[undeterred]

17. It means that deep down, you're a Republican.

:shrug:

[Orsino]

18. Well, * has been screwing your family. n/t

[limit18]

20. Not at all

[deucemagnet]

23. I must admit, I'd like to boink her too.

But I'd like to drop her off the next morning at the doorstep of the White House passed out in a shopping cart, ala Animal House. I'm pretty sure that makes me evil. :evilgrin:

[underpants]

25. Definitely hittable

[KG]

28. no, not even me.

[Ishoutandscream2]

32. That's a great pic. Best she's looked

Kind of got that chubby party look off her face and bones. I'm still, however, a big fan of her twin. Those dark eyes of hers are fantastic.

[Ellen Forradalom]

26. Jenna is a pretty young woman

No crime to find her attractive. She's maybe not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and too bad about her family, but she didn't choose them.

[sarge43]

27. No, just dateless and desperate n/t

[Debi]

29. That just makes it okay for me to drool over Kevin Madden

:P

[PretzelWarrior]

50. well, I'm a comfortably hetero guy and I can see what you mean

dang.

[crimsonblue]

30. be sure to wear a raincoat...

unless you want to be the parent to the next Spawn of Satan..

[Fox Mulder]

31. Absolutely not.

[Pierre.Suave]

34. The other one is way hotter!!!!!

LOOK, BUSH NIPPLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kay1864]

41. Agreed, now *she's* pretty

Not-Jenna has nice eyes, and an appealing shape to her face.

Jenna OTOH is just meh.

I must admit that knowing their relative intelligence affects how sexy I find them (or not). Either way in the pic above, Non-Jenna is definitely prettier.

[Pierre.Suave]

42. The other one is...

Barbara...

I agree about the rest of what you said. Who they are, and what they are, tempers my desire to boink them...

[DarkTirade]

35. Yes.

Now McCain's daughter on the other hand... she's kinda cute. :P

[Deep13]

36. You want to get in bed with the Republicans?!

:shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

43. NO...

He just wants to work in a bipartisan manner across party lines...

:P

[PretzelWarrior]

51. exactly. and if the "bed" thing is bothering you...

I might be able to improvise. it looks like she'd be willing to also.

[mitchum]

38. Her dopplegangers are a dime a dozen in any southern college town

seriously

[ghostsofgiants]

60. Now that you mention it, she does have a pretty generic college girl look.

[Critters2]

39. I think the other one is prettier. nt

[Mutley]

40. FReeper!!!1

:hide:



:D

[Brigid]

44. Not necessarily, but . . .

her new hubby might have a few words to say about it, though. :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

48. Meh...

he is a republican which means he is a pansy. Bring him on...

:P

[GoneOffShore]

45. No, just a little peculiar.

I would think you'd need masses of Viagra, because you would end up thinking about her Grandmother.

And she looks too much like Pickles.

[Dr Fate]

47. Me too- but only during drunken, self-loathing moments.

Which is pretty much all the time. ;)

[Pierre.Suave]

49. this girl though...

is much prettier...

:P

[yellowcanine]

52. You should at least wait until her honeymoon is over before actively fantasizing about any boinkage.

It is the decent thing to do.

[JVS]

54. How about Martha Stewart?

[TommyO]

55. Not evil, just heterosexual

She's physically attractive when:

A: she's not sticking her tongue out
B: you can forget for even an instant that her father is an evil, vile, reprehensible creature who has overseen the greatest decline in the United State's image, not to mention being responsible for hundreds of millions of deaths, and a gutting of the US economy. There, just try getting excited now.

[Norwood]

57. Not at all, I would tag her!

[Captain Angry]

58. How do I put this politely?

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. She doesn't do a thing for me, I don't find her attractive at all, and it has nothing to do with her family.

But, no, it doesn't make you evil to think that.

[old mark]

62. I heard....

...someone is already doing that.

mark

[zanne]

63. Oh, sure. Now that she's married.....nt.

[datasuspect]

66. she would probably expect you to snort lines of cocaine off her ass

i'd hit it.

[Blue-Jay]

67. She's cute, but she favors Duhbya a little too much.

Creepy.

[PretzelWarrior]

68. lolol. this post got WAYYYYY more replies than I would have guessed

just shows u never know what will strike a chord.