Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo is a gentleman, if you define "gentleman" as "a real piece of shit"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

EXCLUSIVE: Tony Romo disses Jessica Simpson's bedroom skills

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/jessica_simpsontony_romo_email.php

Tony Romo went buck wild this weekend in Chicago and reports are coming in that he decided to get plastered and break up with Jessica Simpson - without telling her. These Boots are Made For Stalking broke the story after one of Tony's friends informed them the Dallas quarterback was all over the ladies. The Superficial received an e-mail from an anonymous source that jives with Tony's buddies' tales and offers some more dirt on his night out. Here's the exclusive details:

Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over. They are taking a "break." He could never see himself being serious and marrying this girl. He's just having fun with her. It's funny everyone is talking about them getting married when they are completely over. Sorry Jessica, Tony had his fun with you, and now is on to bigger and better things.

Not to be content with just one exclusive, here's my exclusive letter to Jessica Simpson where I try to touch her exclusive boobs:

Dear Sweet Jessica,

I, too, suck in the sack. I mean, I'm freaking terrible. I've got references if you need them, so call me up and we'll get down with some mediocre rebounding.
My number is 1-800-I-SWEAR-THIS-NEVER-HAPPENED-BEFORE.
Oh, and also, I'm really good at not making eye contact during conversations, so we're practically a match made in heaven!

Your Knight in Sort of Shiny Armor But Really Just His Boxers,

The Superficial Writer

[Missy Vixen]

1. Wow

I'm no Jessica Simpson fan, but this says more about Tony Romo, doesn't it?
Wouldn't most guys be trying the "practice makes perfect" route instead?

Of course, IMHO, YMMV,
Julie

[madinmaryland]

2. From an on-line tabloid that makes the National Enquirer look downright

intelligent and newsworthy.

Pfffth!

[BeachBaby]

6. Now, now....no need to take out your frustrations on

teh Lounge Lizards.

What you SHOULD be pissed off about.....is that if Jessica doesn't know what she's doing in the bedroom, then what the hell was Tony doing in Cabos with her, when he was supposed to be practicing with the swallowing T.O. and the Cowgirls? Hmmmmmmmmmmm??? :rofl:

From the sounds of it, you better be worried that he's gonna pull a Round Two with the disappearing act - you know, since he apparently needs to expand his female horizons. And you remember what happened the LAST time he did that, don't you?



:* :hi:

[TZ]

7. Speaking of Mr. Romo...

Check this out (sorry for hurting your ears)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7729916

[madinmaryland]

8. Nice post, Murdoch!

Thanks for bringing teh NY Post into teh loungE!!

[MrScorpio]

3. Well, he IS a Dallas Cowboy

This adds insult to injury

[Debi]

5. I {heart} you MrScorpio

:loveya: (from a Green Bay Packer fan who's ex-husband is a Dalls Cowboy junkie!)

[Connonym]

4. oh god did you hear him singing the nat'l anthem at the Cubs game?

my ears started to bleed. It was awful. Of course I hate him because he's from WI and plays for Dallas. That's grounds for execution in WI.