Minnesota Robo-Calls Warn Against Exciting, Unusual Sex Acts

[ohiosmith]

Hey Minnesota, would you like to learn more about "oral-anal sex"? Just answer the phone! Chances are you'll eventually be on the receiving end of a bizarre robo-call from the Minnesota Family Council that warns people against buttsecks, rimming, and other horrors. Apparently the liberals want to give your children hands-on demonstrations of biblically forbidden acts, in school, using fetal pigs and Thai hookers.

So, naturally, the Minnesota Family Council is sending out automated calls about the hot, lascivious topics your children will be learning about in school. And if they're anything like the robo-calls that went out last year, they go something like this: "... anal sex and oral anal sex. Here's how you can help Gov. Pawlenty protect your children from unhealthy sex ed." This is awesome because kids then listen to the calls and learn all about the horrifying non-procreative sex acts they'll be forced to do in school tomorrow.

link: http://wonkette.com/390312/minnesota-robo+calls-warn-against-exciting-unusual-sex-acts

[Parche]

1. Krishtun Horror

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. man those right wingers are so obsessed with sex...

it is crazy.

I think they just need to get some sex to calm them down some...

[Wapsie B]

15. They most likely go home and screw the pooch.

Literally.

[raccoon]

3. I am shocked--shocked that this is happening in Minnesota, of all states. nt

[TZ]

4. They did something like this in Maryland

Except it was a law about giving transgendered people the right to use the correct bathroom..It became a scarefest of robo-calls from the Maryland Family Council about how girls would no longer have privacy in the locker rooms and showers..A total distortion. Sounds pretty similar doesn't it?

[alarimer]

13. I always wondered what was the big deal about bathrooms anyway.

Most stalls have doors and locks on them. I won't go in one that doesn't at least have doors. So I can't see what the fuss is about.

And that was also one of the beefs with the ERA, that we would all be sharing public restrooms.

I would only worry if Larry Craig was in the next stall.

[CatholicEdHead]

5. No phone calls here

Why am I being left out? :(

[XemaSab]

6. Sounds like they want to give people ideas

"Hey Lena! The Minnesota Family people said doing it in the pooper is so normal it's being taught in schools! Let's go try it!" :P

[khashka]

12. Yeah I think so too

I don't care what any one does in the bedroom. But I get wary when it becomes someone's main focus..... Like anti-gay pols, I think how many blowjobs have you given or gotten in the men's room.

Cynical Khash.

[BuelahWitch]

7. Minnesotans have ALL the fun, dammit!

:cry: The only robo-calls we get in Kansas is to tell us our Lt. Guv sexually harassed somebody!

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. So LaraMN's moonlighting

It's her right to pick up a few extra bucks if she wants. It's a tough economy.

[Fox Mulder]

9. MN is turning too red for me.

I need to move.

And why are fundies obsessed with sex?

[Pierre.Suave]

14. Many reasons...

among them are:

1) Tiny pee-pees

2) lack of any self esteem

3) Anger that the rest of us are doing what they really want to do, guilt free...

4) Control issues related to #1

etc...

[khashka]

10. This makes me wanna puke

I've been doing unusual, exciting sex acts since I was 15. I thought I invented them. LOL.

I don't get their antipathy toward sex ed. It's just learning about your body and how it works and contraception (and the failure rate is so high because people don't know how to use it.)


They have some serious sexual hang ups , pity is they want the rest of us to have them too.

Khash.

[krispos42]

11. Said the fundie...

"You mean there is more than one position?"

:rofl:



This lack of knowledge is why Repubs are happier with their sex lives...

[Lydia Leftcoast]

16. Not surprisingly, inspired and egged on by Katherine Kersten

For the link to her latest display of her brand of logic, go to this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=160x30187

In her twisted mind, teaching schoolchildren not to bully those who are different from them (including--gasp!--kids who are perceived to be GLBT or kids with GLBT parents!) is "teaching first graders about deviant sexual acts." :eyes:

She has two obsessions: Muslims (she's ag'in 'em) and gays (also anti-), and most of her columns are a variant of the latest ditto spew about one or the other topic.