A few fries short of a Happy Meal

[pokerfan]

A few beers short of a six-pack
One tree short of a hammock

Post your favorites...

[Pierre.Suave]

1. one I heard once, that makes me laugh when I repeat it..

A few chicken nuggets short of a combo..

:P

[ohiosmith]

2. A brain cell short of being a chimpanzee.

[auntAgonist]

3. 1 sandwich short of a picnic

half a bubble off centre

[Inchworm]

4. A few cards short of a deck

not the sharpest knife in the drawer

elevator doesn't reach the top floor

dumber than a box of rocks

:hi:

[crimsonblue]

5. playing a quintet with just a trio.

zipping the fly halfway

[Parche]

6. A Few Coins Short Of A LynneSin Tollbooth

:woohoo: :hi:

[Critters2]

7. My mom's standard: The lights are on, but no one is home.

I like "not the sharpest tool in the shed." One I learned in Iowa: a few kernels shy of a bushel--it's corn country, ya know!

[flvegan]

8. A few delegates short of a nomination.

Okay, that was snarky.

[suninvited]

9. Not the brightest bulb on the tree .

[KamaAina]

10. A couple of enchiladas short of a combination plate

perfect for a certain Texan* we all know...

edit: also works nicely for someone from AZ who wants to reunite Czechoslovakia and speaks into the cord end of a mike...

[pokerfan]

11. Could fuck up a one-can milk route

[hippywife]

12. Close to my dad's perennial favorite:

Could fuck up a junk yard! LOL

[pokerfan]

15. This could be a sub category

could fuck up a one-can milk route
could fuck up a one car funeral procession
could fuck up a PBJ sandwich
could fuck up a stainless stell ball
...

[hippywife]

17. LOL!

The possibilities are endless! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. I like "his cheese has slid off its cracker"

a few donuts short of a dozen... nah

:shrug:

guess that's it

[hippywife]

18. I like that one, too.

Gives whole new meaning to "Someone moved my cheese!" :rofl:

[DS1]

14. A few moderator warnings from total tombstone commitment

[TheCentepedeShoes]

16. A few peas

short of a casserole

[Bucky]

19. A few strokes short of a happy ending.

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I coined one a few years ago for newspaper folk:

"A coupla columns short of a page."

[mwooldri]

22. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. (nt)

[SOteric]

21. A few bad sectors on his hard drive.

[GOPisEvil]

23. A taco short of a combination plate.

[Lil Missy]

24. A couple bubbles off plumb

[JTG of the PRB]

25. A few feathers short of a duck...

Dumber than a box of hair...

Dimmer than a burnt-out light bulb...

Not the sharpest rock on the pile...

[AwakeAtLast]

26. A few colors short of a rainbow

:D

[Xipe Totec]

27. Two bricks short of a load

[Frosty1]

28. A magnificent skyscraper

with an incomplete penthouse.

[auntAgonist]

29. couldn't coordinate a 2 car funeral. n/t

[KSinTX]

32. Oh, that one's rich!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

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[ornotna]

31. Half a bubble off plumb. n/t

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[KSinTX]

34. His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the penthouse.

A few loaves short of a dozen
Don't have the sense god gave a billy goat (Ma's fave for me:shrug:)

[democracyindanger]

35. No bolts, plenty of nuts