Was Captain Kirk a Spock blocker?

[MilesColtrane]

Granted Pon Farr only comes around every seven years, but Spock is half human.

With the quality of alien female pulchritude that was beamed aboard the Enterprise seemingly every week, you can't tell me that Spock didn't arch an eyebrow or two. And, he didn't need to be infected with the spores of some exoflora to want to hook up with some green, tri-breasted hottie.

But, Kirk, that slobbering ham, pulled rank and was always the first to go where no man has gone before.

In the new Abrams movie I'd love to see a young Spock leave the Starfleet Academy bar with a woman Kirk had been hitting on.

(Tip 'o the hat to Dan Patrick for coining the term.)

[Parche]

1. Does Spock Have Green Sperm?

:woohoo:
:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

2. I don't think so.

But, a Vulcan sperm cell is three times stronger than a human one, due to the massive gravitational field of Vulcanis.

[Sequoia]

3. Well, he did raise his eyebrow approvingly at Mudd's Women.

While the rest of the crew looked like hound dogs after the bunny chase.

[MilesColtrane]

4. Nice montage.

Man those 60's babes sure energize my nacelle.

[DS1]

5. last time he went down on an alien chick she clamped too hard and stretched his ears out

I think Spock is all set for a while