Rapture Ready pinheads react to Kollyforniya same-sex marriage ruling

[Oeditpus Rex]

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=45807



"I want out of CA so badly."

"This state that I've lived in for thirty years makes me sick.
"Our legislature here is full of left-wing loons. Now,the Supreme Court which was thought to be conservative has turned to the left.
"I think it's time to get outta here!!!"

"Yeah,my sister wants me to move to Texas. I just might now!"

"This is horrible... My wife and I have been discussing moving out of state more and more these days. I think we need to A) either move out of state or B) do something about this!"



I'd be happy to help 'em move. :D

[Fox Mulder]

1. Just don't send them here to Minnesota.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. I was thinking more along the lines of

Iraq. :D

[Fox Mulder]

4. Yes, send them there.

And send back the ones who don't want to be there in their place.

[Deep13]

2. "Hey, what if we don't approve of gay marriage, but we let those with different beliefs...

...live as they like?"

I guess that's never an option for religious extremists.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. i hope they all pick option A. pick a very red state, where there vote will

not really make a big diff.

[crimsonblue]

29. I vote for Utah...

they're already crazy there... plus the fundies might enjoy the magic underwear.

[DS1]

6. It doesn't say much about their faith if they think JESUS is going to skip CA

during THE RAPTURE just because of one bill in government.

does it?

[LibertyLover]

7. I can't wait to read Focus on the Family, Robertson and AFA's

comments on the news from California. They will, I'm sure, be interesting. That RaptureReady site is some piece of work. Oh well, each to their own.

[regularguy]

8. Ohhh he's gonna "do something about this!"

What a tough guy, err, I mean asswipe.

[Deep13]

16. That means he is going to complain to his relatives...

...and yell at the TV when ever it is mentioned.

[BarenakedLady]

9. ...

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

10. WAIT A MINUTE!!! Shouldn't this ruling be a MAJOR PLUS to them?

This should boost their Rapture Index in hopes of bringing the rapture even closer to happening!!!

[hobbit709]

11. To those that want to leave

Don't let the doorknob hit you on the ass. And DON'T move to TX-we got enough of you idjits already.

[Taverner]

12. LEAVE!!! GO TO TEXAS WITH YOUR 'KIN'!!! LET AUSTIN KNOW THEY ARE WELCOME HERE

IN fact, you guys - take Bakersfield and Fresno - you can have both.

Just let us have Austin. We'll even keep it's status as Texas Blues Capitol!

[kentauros]

26. Yes, but Houston is a nice shade of purple at the moment

and hopefully turning bluer by the minute ;)

Send them to Israel; they will be even more at home there.

Oh, here's a mashup video with Robertson in it and a message seemingly appropriate to the RaptureReady folks :)

I Am A Man!

[newmajority]

39. They wouldn't like Israel either

Gays can serve openly in the military there.

[LeftyMom]

13. There you go, helping people to move again.

:rofl:

seriesly though, do they need boxes? I'm willing to do my part to see the back of them.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Yeah, it's sort of a fetish

Hey, if they need any Baby Heebus Didies or some Wrath O' God Energy Drink for the trip, we could swing 'em by Walgreens. :D

[LeftyMom]

15. That'd be great.

Fundie: "Wow, that's one heck of a Virgin of Guadalupe on your back, young man. Can I tell you what the bible says about false idols?"

Me: "I think I'll go wait in the car."

[mikeytherat]

17. Are we moving up on the Rapture Index? I could use a new car.

mikey_the_rat

[Dr Fate]

18. I would buy them all tickets if I could. n/t

n/t

[TZ]

19. Yes of course

Cause we all know that none of teh gays live anywhere else but Kollyfornia...and of course all of their marriages will now magically vanish!
Boy those people are stupid....:eyes:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

20. Don't tell 'em about the Full Faith & Credit clause in the Constitution.

If they knew about that, they would freak out.
:D

[Mutley]

21. Oh no! More fundies are going to leave California!

My condolences, Oedi. I'm sure you're crushed by this news.



:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Hell, I'm workin' to get 'em U-Haul vouchers

Because I'm just that kinda guy. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

24. Don't try to hide it, though.

You're crying on the inside, right? RIGHT?



:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Only at Teh Stupid

:D

[Mutley]

31. Teh Stoopid iz, commin' fore yuu!

:crazy:

[skygazer]

22. Oh, no! Please stay! Please, pretty please, oh please!

Do I need the :sarcasm: smiley here?

[Initech]

27. I hope they do leave! It'll ease the traffic congestion a lot!

:evilgrin:

[crimsonblue]

28. Californians would love nothign more than to see a mass exodus out...

There's WAY too many people in So Cal and the San Fran/Oakland areas.

[texanwitch]

30. Hell, we don't want them in Texas either.

I wish they would all just float up already.

I need a new pickup truck.

[Turbineguy]

32. What does that have to do with them?

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[sasquatch]

35. You got it Grovelbot!

:hi:

[rockymountaindem]

40. I love the angry eyebrows

I think they make the entire concept work.

[FloridaJudy]

34. Florida has alligators

And giant cockroaches. And 100+ temperatures for four to five months. And venomous snakes. And rabid wild cats. And tornadoes. And hurricanes. And wildfires. Homophobic jerks, please stay the hell away: we've got enough problems as it is.

..on second thought, sure, you can move here. Just give me your California condo!

[SeattleGirl]

36. They'd better not try to move to Washington.

They need to move to a deserted island somewhere.

[Rhythm]

37. If we can convince them to all move to Texas, can we give it back to Mexico?

:hide:

[FloridaJudy]

38. Why do you hate Mecksicuns? eom

[Tektonik]

41. If we could send all the crazies to Florida I'd be very very happy

[Aristus]

42. The irony here is that they'll all probably move to some state where

you're allowed to marry your cousin.

They'll most likely end up in one of the states where you are ENCOURAGED to marry your cousin. B-)

[SPQR]

43. Here's the sig line for the

"I want out of California so badly" poster:

Mat 22:36-40 Master, which the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

May we remember to always love eachother.

Incredible...

[petronius]

44. They can go north, south, east, or west

Personally, I recommend west (no need for a boat, it's not far)...

[Monk06]

45. For all their enthusiasm for Armageddon and the Rapture they seem

to be overly clingy regarding THIS world and
all it's corruption.

By the way your chance of being one of the
mere 100,000 out of 6 BILLION people to be
raptured is extremely remote. Worse than a
rigged lottery in fact.

[Q3JR4]

46. Yay! Get out of California.

A few people here or there mean a few less percentage points on the "for" column of any possible constitutional amendment vote.

Q3JR4.