Rapture Index crosses 170 yet religious nut jobs still roam this country

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Damnit, if anything over 160 means the rapture is upon us why do we have a bunch of religious nutjobs bitching about the California ruling??!! Shouldn't they be rapturized someplace where they can no longer make the rest of us sane people (including those who use religion in a positive way - like myself) go crazy.

[CatholicEdHead]

1. The alltime high was Sept 01 and they are still with us

[Fox Mulder]

2. Guess what?

I'm Jesus.

That should speed things up.

[Taverner]

3. No no THIS is Jesus

And NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!

[Fox Mulder]

6. Here's Jesus:

[LynneSin]

4. Can you start a cult and get everyone to do drugs and perhaps make a nuclear weapon

that could add an extra 3-4 points to the index!

Thanks!!

[Fox Mulder]

5. I can start a cult with drug use.

But no nuclear weapons.

Now, who wants to be my follower? :D

[LynneSin]

7. If no Nuclear weapons then just vote on one person to be Satan and the other the Anti-Christ

that'll add 2 more points

[Fox Mulder]

8. I can do that.

And we can also practice witchcraft. :)