I have to leave the U.S. on Sunday

[MissHoneychurch]

I don't want to. What excuses can I use to stay?

[Inchworm]

1. A hillbilly captured you

and has you hoeing the garden.

:shrug:

;)

[MissHoneychurch]

2. LOL

:rofl:

Honestly, i am not sure I wanna date an Eastern Tennessee guy. They aren't really my type with the chewing tobacco and looking like they just got released from prison :hide:

[Inchworm]

8. I know the type

HEY! Wait! I AM the type!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

11. Ooooops

:blush:

[auntAgonist]

3. Find someone to marry you !!

That's what I did :rofl:

:)

I hope you have had a wonderful vacation and your trip home is pleasant.


aA

[MissHoneychurch]

6. I already tried that

so far I didn't find the right man x(

I had a wonderful time with AirmensMom. The 3 weeks went by way too fast.

[datasuspect]

4. you haven't been remanded to the custody of the US Marshal pending deportation and removal

have you?

[MissHoneychurch]

7. Not yet

but who knows ....

[Haole Girl]

5. Political asylum...

..because...hmm... you are a Scientologist! ;-) :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

10. Do you think

if I tell them that I am big fan of Tom Cruise it will help? Or will they put me in a nutz house????

[Haole Girl]

13. Not a good idea...

remember, he is the whole reason for that "jump the couch" remark. ;-)

[AirmensMom]

9. The kitties will starve without you.

Don't you remember how thin they were when you arrived? :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

16. I KNOW!!!!!

they had to go all this time without a bite of roastbeef .... they really were acting starving

[Arugula Latte]

36. I'm calling the SPCA when Miss H. leaves.

You will find yourself on Animal Planet's animal cops show with your face all pixelated for perpetrating such cruelty on those precious kitties!

;)

[AirmensMom]

40. There's only one problem with that ...

The Animal Planet animal cops have been lurking here long enough to have seen pics of them. :shrug:

Oh ... and they've been so spoiled with MissHC here that it will be a LONG time before they look like they're starved to death. :rofl:

[MissHoneychurch]

41. True

they even get gummibears :eyes:

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. You have to take over my life...

...so that I can start fresh. And this crud here would be sort of fresh to you...sort of.

It's a great sounding idea...to me, at least.

[MissHoneychurch]

17. Oh MrsGrumpy ...

I really wish I could take your pain away :hug:

Now, if you don't mind moving into a 550 sq feet apartment on the fifth floor without elevator. But I do have a lot of books to read there. Except they are in German .....

[Call Me Wesley]

14. Apply for political asylum!

Tell them you're suppressed by the conservative politics of Angie in your country!!!11!!!

Uh, wait. I'm not sure it's going to work ...

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

18. For that excuse

I need to wait till next year when a Democrat is in the WH again

:hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

21. LOL!

I guess so. What about getting a job with the German AA in the U.S.? Don't they read books? ;)

:hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

22. German AA?

not sure I know what you mean

[Call Me Wesley]

25. Auswärtiges Amt (what a name!)

;) Steinmeier, the Condi Rice of the SPD! :rofl:

http://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/diplo/de/Startseite.html

[MissHoneychurch]

27. Oh OK

I thought for a second you might think of the Anonymen Alkoholiker :blush:

I once applied for a position at the DHI (Deutsches Historisches Institut) in DC. Didn't work out unfortunately. If I wouldn't love my job I have at the moment I would try more harder to get a job in the U.S.

[Call Me Wesley]

31. I don't know what Steinmeier drinks ... ;)

Well, jokes aside, if you really want a job there, I'd start with the AA - you never know. :hi:

I'm off, a good night from afar this time. :hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

32. Thanks for the suggestion

I will look into it when I am back in Germany.

Good night, sweet dreams :hi: :hug:

[Parche]

15. Stick Your Tongue Out At The TSA

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

19. By staying, I'm sure she doesn't mean...

..staying in an 8x8 cell while wearing an orange jumpsuit!!

[MissHoneychurch]

20. You know

I DO wanna come back to your country. I try to stay, not to be kicked out .... :rofl:

[pink-o]

23. I've got it! Let's you and I swap passports!

Miss Honey, I just came home from Italy, and I cried all the way on the plane. I'd kill to move back to Europe.

So let's do it! Only thing is, my passport has my birthday as 16 December, 1954--and somehow I think you're somewhat younger than that! But you can tell everyone you live on organic food, right....?

[MissHoneychurch]

24. That would make me 25 years older

and you 25 years younger. What do you think is easier to acomplish?

There are many reasons why I love the U.S. so much, mainly it has to do with my personal development years back. I like living in Germany but I am feeling more myself when I am in the U.S. Might sound strange to some, I know.

Where in Italy where you?

[pink-o]

29. Oh, just rub it in further, Miss Honeychurch!

Yes, I figured you were a milennium baby, born in the 80s. Only cuz everyone in the world is younger--REALLY younger--than I am. I still look okay, I'm tall and athletic, but all the plastic surgery in the world wouldn't allow me to pass for 28!

We'll have to fake a few numbers on those birthdates. I'd be willing for an EU passport :toast:

[MissHoneychurch]

30. I was NOT born in the 80s

more like 1975. 1954 and 1975 should make it easier. Just switch the last two numbers .....

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. You and AirmensMom could come to Kollyforniya

and get married. :D



Hey, we have forests, too.

[MissHoneychurch]

28. There is one slight problem

she is already married .... hey wait .... what about you and me? :hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Ain't you heard?

Kollyforniya is about Same-Sex Marriage now. :bounce: :woohoo:

[MissHoneychurch]

37. Darnit

why did you have to crush my hopes??? :cry:




btw, congrats to the decision of your supreme court

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. It's not an exclusionary ruling

C'mere.

:loveya:

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[TCJ70]

43. Hrm...that MIGHT actually help...heh

[MissHoneychurch]

44. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[TCJ70]

45. Glad to be of service...

...*bows*

[demnan]

35. Your cats are too stunningly beautiful

to leave in the care of others. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

38. They are AirmensMom's cat

and it will be more than hard to leave them. Esp. my god kitty Simon :cry:

[Initech]

42. Send one of these guys: