Apparently freeperland is full of effing morAns (think DU was hacked)...

[crimsonblue]

Silly freeper, jokes are for democrats. They think the grovel avatar was a hack. :rofl:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2016498/posts

[Cabcere]

1. It's offical!!1!!! Series!!!!1!!11!

:silly: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

11. No AMNETY for whoever did this HUGH crime!!11!

[sniffa]

39. Illegal US citizens

[Xipe Totec]

52. Who don't speak Engrish, the ofical language of the US.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. *nudge*

Look down. :)

[OhioChick]

2. They're some bright ones....

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

3. What a bunch of dumbasses

Let's see - a picture of the admins on the DU fundraising toolbars
A title called "Worst DU fundraiser ever"
A thread by Skinner even acknowledging they were gonna have fun this time because they didn't think they'd get the 1000 donations

Yeah, I think Freepers hacked the sight :eyes:

[liberaltrucker]

87. Didn't you get the memo?

Skinner was TSed by Elad when he was exposed as a FReeper.

:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Yes, but the Gravelbot attacks are all too real.

And all too horrific.

[JTG of the PRB]

54. Jesus tap-dancing Christ!!!

I thought he got shot into space or something?! :scared:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Holy shit

they think they have one up on us...


"they don't have a clue"


omg


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


do you have a sense of humor if your a freeper???
oh wait
that would mean you needed 1/2 a brain





lost

[Deep13]

6. So there's another way to read "Do not donate to DU?"

Well there goes my hyper-literal thinking again. I figured that after a few months of watching GDP, they all felt guilty about doing nothing to prevent this corner of the D. party from collapsing into a black hole.

Oh well.

[abbeyco]

7. All your avatars are belong to us!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Would someone please let me know when we notice that our avatars are gone - I'm series!!1!!

[TZ]

8. OMG!

Thanks for the best laugh of the day. Clueless indeed....:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

9. Is this what a freeper is???

:rofl:

[KSinTX]

66. Damm straight! A self-portrait that's stunning in its realism

ain't it? :rofl:

[old mark]

101. Is that

Jena Bush?

Now I know what a freeper is.

mark

[EnviroBat]

113. "Lard for dinner lard for dinner lard for dinner!!!!!"

[liberaldem4ever]

115. OMG-I saw that too

Poor child-living in Freeperland must make it nervous. :cry:

[TK421]

118. Looks like Rush is off the Ritalin n/t

[Fleshdancer]

10. That's hilarious

it really doesn't take much to confuse them, does it?

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

12. They are some seriously stupid people.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. The BBC have offered me the sum of 40p. to be a freeper in a sketch

[Cabcere]

79. Hahahahahaha!

:spray: :rofl: :loveya: :hi:

[flvegan]

14. These are stickily lies! Stop casting asparagus.

[Ghost in the Machine]

46. Casting Asparagus?

[graywarrior]

16. Bwahaha hahaha! OMG! Bwa hahahahaha. BWA HAHAHA HAHA

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. No wonder they love Bush. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[kay1864]

17. FOR FSM'S SAKE, someone who has permission to post there...

Please post a link on their thread to this thread, as "Hey, here's how DU got hacked!"

That way we can all listen for exploding heads.

:rofl:

[siligut]

26. NO!

Please don’t bring them into the lounge! Please!

Let it go; who cares what they think, if you can call that thinking, I mean.

[Critters2]

62. I tried. Apparently, all messages are reviewed before being posted.

I got a message telling me my post had been submitted for review. I tried again, and got this happy little message: "Your posting privilege has been revoked."



So, they may never know the truth. Morans.

[crimsonblue]

63. haha.. and they yell at us for limiting free speech...

[Critters2]

Yeah. They TS a person before a single post.

Freedom is a scary thing!

[sniffa]

18. They’ve Definitely been HAXED!!

:rofl:

[Critters2]

19. OMG!! Even when one of their own explains it to them, they don't get it.

"To: ravingnutter

I don’t think so.
Click on one of the avatars from there and you will be taken to their donation page.

It got a lot of us to look."

Two posts later--

"I didn’t do this one. Many years ago, I put in a bug that randomly adds in curse words, inane reasoning, and juvenile rants

That was a good one- they obviously still haven't been able to fix it!"


It's like their brains are missing!!! :rofl:

[KSinTX]

94. Yeah, there's are real firm grasp on the oblivious

over there. Doesn't this just say it all?

[sarge43]

109. "It's like their brains are missing!!!"

They had any to begin with?? :eyes:

[Auggie]

20. Wow -- the ways they find to embarrass themselves never end.

[tanyev]

21. Oh, my.

That is hillarious.
How is it that these people don’t notice???




Some folks'll never lose a toe,
and then again some folk'll,
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. I like how even after they click to the DU posts explaining it is a joke....

...they still think it is real. And that we don't get it.

Priceless.

:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

23. honestly, I think they're just jealous cuz

their site looks like a 5 year old (or George Bush on a good day) made their site.

[Occulus]

97. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[galledgoblin]

139. gawd, I KNOW

do you think they purposely designed it that way to drive lurkers away, or maybe is there some truth to the theory that liberals and conservatives think differently, or maybe they just FAIL?

[TZ]

24. Oh this post is priceless!

I went back to a 2006 thread and "Do not donate to DU" is still there (as proof of teh hax)! How can people this dumb possibly log on to the internets?:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

25. They have ted stevens come by and hook up the tubes

[skygazer]

72. That was my favorite too

How do you argue with logic like that? :rofl:

[LynneSin]

121. What's funny is I opened a post from 2003 and I had the same exact sig-line

:eyes:

[krispos42]

130. Oh, btw, seeing your sig line reminded me of a present for you

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

127. Check this one out.

"A Freeper could do that?!?!? I thought we were all knuckle dragging rednecks who could only use the computer to order our mail-order rifles......

They shouldn't accuse me as I must be a troglodyte of the lowest order- I didn't even know I could get a rifle through the mail! "

We give them too much credit!!!!!! Even THEY say so!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. OMD! OMD!

To: netmilsmom

Can you tell us when it’s noticed??

Thread just posted about it ; )

The others are still convinced it is related to the fundraiser though.

It's gotta HOIT to be that stupid. :rofl:

[TZ]

29. Maybe...

But somehow a Pink Floyd song seems to describe them.."Comfortably numb" as in numb to actual brain activity and don't miss it at all...:)

[angstlessk]

44. we have grovelbot...they have 'breathbot'...tells them when to suck air and when to release sucked

air..has kept them alive these 5 years!

[sniffa]

28. How come no love for the new freeperism: HAXED

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Well, y'know, 'X' is an Abnormal Letter

So Rim Job allows only one per thread.

[sniffa]

37. That's just how he rolls

[Pale Blue Dot]

30. I'm posting mainly to ensure that Grovelbot ends up in this thread.

That would confuse them even more.

[crimsonblue]

32. all hail mighty grovelbot... our Master!

[DU GrovelBot]

33. ## DON'T DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

==================
GROVELBOT.EXE v4.1
==================



This week is our second quarter 2008 fund drive. Democratic Underground is
a completely independent website. We depend on donations from our members
to cover our costs. Whatever you do, do not click the link below!

[TZ]

35. Alerting! Freeper troll!

:rofl:

[sniffa]

36. TO THE FREEPER WHO HAXED DU

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS

:grr:

[Turbineguy]

48. Correction:

Shouldn't that be:

YOUL'L ???

[JTG of the PRB]

55. You Freeper bastards!!!

How DARE you mess with our website! You'll pay for this!

CALL YOUR CONGRESSMEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!1!!1!!!1!11!1!1!!!!

[BeachBaby]

34. Impossible for it to have been the Freepers' work.....

Freepers don't know how to think for themselves. It really is that simple. I feel sorry for them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. Apparently?

:shrug:





:rofl:

[EarlG]

40. Oh no, we've been h4x0r3d!

:eyes:

Oh, you'll have to excuse me, Skinner is having a fit.

Of laughter.

[sniffa]

53. You've been HAXED

Abslute P3WNGAE

[krispos42]

133. And they sometimes turn off our sig lines and ignore lists!

Like Tuesday before last! Quick, EarlG, DEFRAG SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!

:tinfoilhat:

:rofl:

[qanda]

41. Now would be a good time to donate to DU

Anyone want to join me?

[Ian David]

42. Yeah! And they hotlinked to Skinner's Avatar!

To: PJ-Comix



6 posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 4:52:08 PM by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)

[EFerrari]

43. Save this link to show new people what a genius PJ is

and why he's so feared at DU.

:rofl:

[no_hypocrisy]

45. The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.

Paraphrase from Albert Einstein.

[NOLALady]

47. Dayum.

They are really THAT stupid.

[Libby2]

49. LMAO!! This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[DS1]

50. If someone has a copy of the guy in the car holding up the "Respect Are Language" sign

post it


I ran into a useless c**t at a certain neutral place who was arguing that it HAD to be a photoshop because it looked too perfect.

*head asplode*

Goddamn I hate stupid people

[Sydnie]

58. here it is

[DS1]

61. Yes

that was a "photoshop" because the letters were too clear to be real

:banghead:

[Contrary1]

59. Here ya go...

[ThatsMyBarack]

51. "DUmmieland"? Ugh.

I don't think ANYTHING is funny on FR. I love the responses DUers put out, though.

[flvegan]

56. "Skinner's Island has been compromised, and apparently a lot of the Primitives are not even aware."

You can't make this shit up.

[Critters2]

57. I know!! I just sat through a Church Council meeting,

struggling not to laugh out loud!! Now I have to do the same through a high school band concert!

Damn you Freepers and your hilarious stupidity!!

[JTG of the PRB]

64. ...

:spray: :rofl:

I hope you don't mind, but I just made that last line of yours my new signature. As soon as the signatures are turned back on, the whole DU will see!

[Critters2]

71. Be my guest. nt

[roguevalley]

73. mycritters2, that little screaming emoticon reminds me of Robert

DeNiro :P

[krispos42]

131. *grunt*

*grunt-grunt*

[JTG of the PRB]

60. So are those guys REALLY that dumb? I mean, for reals?

I'm sorry to ask but... It just doesn't seem possible! I've spent my fair amount of time in the monkey house at the zoo, but my GOD... Even those primates could tell the difference between a banana and a rock!

Maybe not between a banana and a banana slug, but my GOD! At least they EVENTUALLY figure it out!

[Oeditpus Rex]

69. Well, to be fair

it does provide them with a bit of a logical quandary:



If:

• every post has the same avatar, yet the DUmmies don't notice, and

• Look at the pretty flower!



Then, logically:

• DUmmieland has been HAXED!!!11



Q.E.D.

[JTG of the PRB]

78. I think you might be going a bit over their heads with some of your vocabulary.

I mean, come on, let's be fair...

Provide?

Notice?

Flower?

These people work very hard at their jobs at the used diaper processing plant where they work. They don't have time to look up these bit words! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to press the button that tells the machine to start processing those used diapers every morning? And then if the machine jams, they have to climb inside with a stick and poke at it until it starts processing used diapers again! Those Freepers must be exhausted - both mentally and physically - by the time they crawl into their beds at night. I pity their busy, important existences!

[KSinTX]

65. OK, where's the decontamination station

Thanks a lot for the linkage, crimsonblue - you'd better be supplying the lye soap and luffas ;)

[lost-in-nj]

67. SCARY

they are all up inside Skinners house....


ALL THREE!!!!!!

EarlG, Skinner and Elad


:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:





:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:


lost

[Haole Girl]

68. I.wll.not.go.there....

no matter how tempting it is to view that link.

I'm positive it is nothing out of their ordinary display of sheeple-ness behavior. :eyes:

[Critters2]

70. No, really. This is special. nt

[Haole Girl]

74. "I thought we were all knuckle dragging rednecks.."

Hey...if the shoe fits...
:shrug:

[Critters2]

75. I loved this post:

"The name of the image hijack is 'grovel-opposite.gif'".


:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

76. lol!

Yeah, but now I feel like I need 5 showers... after being on their site. ick.

[Critters2]

77. I know. I feel the same way.

Off to a concert, and then several hours of

[Occulus]

98. No. PLEASE tell me they didn't go that far with the stupids.

Please, please, pleeeaaase tell me they.are.not.that.dumb.

[sarge43]

111. kgfnally, if you tried to dig down to the bottom of their

collective dumbness, you'd emerge somewhere in Asia. They are that dumb ... but entertaining, yes?

[sarge43]

112. You all are. Now what's your point? n/t

[baby_mouse]

80. I strongly suspect anyone telling our biggest fan club the truth would be "in denial"

Dear, oh dear.

It's not really even funny. That a crowd that size can be that tone deaf in unison... it's unsettling, really.

[EFerrari]

81. They're just living proof that Intelligent Design is a fairy tale.

lol

[baby_mouse]

86. Intelligent Design...? Or Meaningless Gibberish?

I suppose could have bought Intelligent Design were it not that its proponents have NO POSITION differing substantively from a concoction of useless ad hominems, arguments from incredulity or perceived authority, vague hints at wibbly spookiness or just plain old outright fantasy.

/minirant

I am losing patience with all this useless stupidity.

[alstephenson]

82. Hilarious!

And you guys crack me up. Most fun I've had all day (other than watching the Kevin James thing on Hardball).

[madrchsod]

83. funny guys and gals over there at dumboland

[no name no slogan]

84. WOW. That's epic levels of stupid

ignorance is curable, but stupidity is terminal

[DarkTirade]

85. One of the most intelligent threads I've seen over there...

:P

[KamaAina]

88. Oh noes! We've been hacked, We are so SCREWN!!

:rofl:

[Giant Robot]

89. My only question

How do you find anything like this on that site? It looks like it was put together by Little Robot, who hasn't even mastered walking yet. It just gives me a headache trying to navigate let alone read some of these gems.

[lightningandsnow]

90. Good lord.

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

91. What a bunch of dumb fucks.

[fizzgig]

92. it was worth scrubbing my skin raw with steel wool afterward just to read that

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

93. So. Much. Fail.

:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

95. look at their pretty artwork!!

[liberaltrucker]

96. Stupid is as stupid does

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

99. ..

:rofl:

[Monk06]

100. They're all over there now following this thread and trying to pretend that their OP isn't an idiot

[sarge43]

110. They must be related to this guy.

One of my mom's favorite stories was about an acquaintance whose child (about 5) was a freeper in the making. In order to keep her mouth breather occupied, she'd put honey or syrup on kid's fingers, then give him a feather. According to mom, he'd spend hours picking the feather from one hand to the another. Never seemed to figure out he had a set of teeth or when you're in a hole, ... well, you know.

Look at it this way, if they're following this thread, they're not pestering other sites. It's a public service.

[baby_mouse]

137. HI FR!!!!

HI!!! HI THERE!!!

:hi:

All you're doing is increasing our visibility on the web and making yourselves look REALLY STUPID in the process!!!

Given how well you know us, and oh, you LOVE us, don't you, exactly how many responses to Grovelbot do you suppose the ordinary contributors to this site would have plastered all over EVERY THREAD he's visited if he really WAS a hack?

Hm?

[BarenakedLady]

102. Oh my goodness.

That shit is funny.

:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

103. Apparently now, we are "Mini-Che's."

To: Bon mots
That DUmmie thread notices this thread and includes a link to it! Therefore I would like to say to all DUmmies:

If you Marxists get the presidency this time around, just try to send me off to re-education camp! Come get me you mini-Che’s.



33 posted on Thursday, May 15, 2008 9:29:09 PM by MtnClimber (Obama pledges to give every typical small town white family a possum sandwich)
< Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies>

What is a mini-Che? I don't know.

I'm thinking it is perhaps a menu item at White Castle, but I might be wrong:



(And, yes, for any not-so-bright and irony-deprived freeper lurkers, I am aware of Che Guevara. However, I was not aware that apparently he was a little person! And that he had his own show on the Discovery Channel: Little Revolutionaries, Big World!)

[TZ]

105. Re-education camps?

OMG..Thats so funny. I think you have to have a brain, freeper in order to be "re-educated" (making the big assumption that you are "educated" in the first place).
I hope they keep responding to this thread..Best entertainment value EVAH!:rofl:
For our lurking freeper friends::hi:

[unpossibles]

104. I've often felt that most conservatives don't get sarcastic humor

and I think they lack the subtlety gene, which is related.

Look at their comedians like Dennis Miller or Ann Coulter - not funny.

Look at their musicians like Ted Nugent - generally not very original.

They almost never seem to be able to understand shades of gray or nuance - it's all "love it or leve it" because they cannot comprehend wanting to change and improve something you love.

It's really pathetic. I see it all the time on other boards too, from freeper-type posters who just cannot wrap their brains around good humor, subtlety, spelling, compassion, and many other traits which partially define us. They also can never admit to being wrong - if you want to have fun, ask a Bushbot why he loves Bush; ask him to list all the great accomplishments.

[ghostsofgiants]

124. Ann Coulter is supposed to be a comedian?

Seriously?

[raccoon]

106. Thanks for the link. You just made my day. nt

[Brewman_Jax]

107. You're casting asparagus at them!

:rofl:

[LeftinOH]

108. Oh ma gahd! We were so busy getting gay-married, we let our gourd down!

[varelse]

114. !

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

116. OMG, what a high-larious thread.

They really a) thought it was a hack and b) thought we didn't know or hadn't noticed... :rofl:

[Initech]

117. This is HUGH!!! Call your Congressman right fucking now!!!

[Left Is Write]

119. Oh, for heaven's sake.

They really think these avatars are the work of a hacker and that no one here as noticed?

Apparently, we're under the influence of mass hypnotism perpetrated by freepers. :eyes:

[krispos42]

135. We have avatars?

Why didn't somebody tell me important shit like this????? Now I have to go figure out what an avatar is!

If only there was some kind of, oh, free electronic referece available. Like an on-line encyclopedia that anybody can edit.


Hmmmm.....

[Turbineguy]

120. -2SD

2nd Standard Deviation Left.

97.8 percent of Americans have higher inteligence.

[ghostsofgiants]

122. Dear lord, the stupid...it hurts.

x(

[TK421]

123. I just went code brown in my pants!!!@#!!#!

:rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

125. OH. MY....... GOD!!!!!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

126. zOMG, what HUGH morans they are11!!1! I'm series!111!1

:rofl:

You can't make this shit up.

[LynneSin]

128. What's worse is they know we know about their thread and STILL think the place was hacked

even though we know it was the Admins doing it

go figure

[Jamastiene]

129. They are not too bright at all.

They voted for Bush twice. Once was bad enough. Twice is just ridiculous. :rofl:

[khashka]

132. Fuckwits!

It was a joke by the admins to make the fund raising funny.

But the repukes wouldn't get a joke if it bit them on the butt.

Khash.

[krispos42]

134. Oh, goody, another in the long list of Freeper Failures

Ranging from the air...





to the sea:



to the land:











Sea, air, land. I guess we can call them the SEALs of failure?

[MrSlayer]

136. It would be even better if one them claimed to have done it.

But as it is they've owned themselves. What a pathetic lot they are.

[philosophie_en_rose]

138. Bless their rotten, shriveled hearts.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

They really are that stupid.