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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:40 PM
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Obviously, there will be no more hetero marriages in California
You'd think so, by the way the fundies are acting.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:47 PM
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1. Not only that, but gay marriage isn't an option anymore.
It's MANDITORY. :P
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:53 PM
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3. It's already happening!
As expected, the men are just starting to hire wedding planners and pick out florists. The women, though, are already marrying right and left. You can't swing a cat without hitting a lesbian in a tux.

The streets are jam-packed with subaru wagons with "Just Married" on the backs, blasting Indigo Girls. There's a thriving black market for casserole dishes for all the pot-luck receptions. It's mayhem!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:47 PM
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2. They seem to think
that this decision makes their marriages null and void. Stupid wankers. Like it would affect them at all.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:02 PM
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5. It's worse than that
It gives them Teh Ghey.



:scared:



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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 08:54 PM
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4. Why do the actions of two people you don't know matter an iota?
I don't care who marries whom. I just want us all to be free to marry whomever he or she chooses.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:06 PM
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6. Oddly enough I was a straight girl until about 4 hours ago....
.....now **POOF** I'm gay - what's up with that?

:eyes:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:09 PM
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7. And to think I went to all the trouble of getting divorced.
All I really needed to do was take a walk through the local gay ghetto and get hit with all those hetero-relationship-nullification vibes. That could have saved me a ton of time and money!
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:10 PM
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8. it better be!
A few years ago, my lady friend and I lived together in sin in California. Since hetero marriage is no longer and option, I hope God will be lenient enough to recognize our sinful lifestyle was just good foresight.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:11 PM
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9. it better be!
A few years ago, my lady friend and I lived together in sin in California. Since hetero marriage is no longer and option, I hope God will be lenient enough to recognize our sinful lifestyle was just good foresight.
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