I've decided to just accept the inevitable and marry a goat right now

[Oeditpus Rex]

This li'l fella's touched my soul in ways I can't describe, anyway, so...







:loveya:

[Rhythm]

1. Lucy'll get jealous...

Shame on you...

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. She'll just have to adjust

Anyway, they're gonna make us marry goats. I mean, that's the next logical step, isn't it? :shrug:

[Rhythm]

12. Didn't you get the memo? It's 'box turtles'...

Can't do mammals until the lower vertebrate classes have been covered...

Let's do these things in the proper order, o.k.?

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Memo?

Hey, out here in the burboonies, I'm lucky I got teh internets. x(

[crimsonblue]

14. phew... good thing I got engaged before the ruling...

I don't want them to make me gay or something... :sarcasm:

[fizzgig]

2. i'm going to marry this little guy

just keep in touch about the date...i don't want our weddings to conflict

[Mutley]

3. I've been eyeing the stop sign on my street corner.

He's got a thing for me. I think he may be the one. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. ...

:rofl:



:thumbsup:

[Gormy Cuss]

4. You know, there'll be plenty of them on the unemployment line next month

after they've chewed down all the fire hazards in the hills around here. If you wander around the Oakland hills with a pocketful of weeds you just might get lucky.

[Broken_Hero]

5. So, when are you sending out wedding invitiations?

:hide:

[Shakespeare]

6. Why, oh why, have you forsaken your box turtle?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

7. There's no way a goat can compare to a nice piece of ass.

[kentauros]

8. You mean like this one?

[DarkTirade]

9. Eww... what's that thing attached to the front of it?

:P

[kentauros]

20. I believe it's a former belly dancer...

Here's another view:

[Dr. Strange]

15. Gwen Stefani salutes you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6655257

[midnight armadillo]

16. WTF is up with goat eyes?

They freak me out.

[Hobarticus]

17. I'd think twice....they're terrible cooks

And family events are tiresome, all they do is bump heads.

Theng yew, I'll be here all week....

[havocmom]

18. Harder than hell to get into baseball games too

[Hobarticus]

21. VERY nice reference!

:toast:

[havocmom]

23. Long way from from Chavez Ravine these days, but like Odie,

my heart bleeds Dodger Blue!

[Roon]

19. Are you going to have kids?

[skygazer]

22. Only one?

I think you have to marry more than one. Oh, and one of them has to be an inanimate object, like your computer.

:hi: