There is a naked man outside my door.

[elshiva]

What should I do? He keeps knocking.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Ask him what he's knocking with

Depending on his answer, you might want to let him in.









:hide:

[auntAgonist]

2. ......

:rofl:

gasping for air here ...


:rofl:

[elshiva]

4. Are you choking?

[elshiva]

3. Thanks!

:rofl: He is knocking with his hand. It's raining here, should I let him in?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Is his hand

...empty? :shrug:

[elshiva]

7. No, he has a rose in it.

;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Aw!

He messed up my next funny. x(

[elshiva]

13. Sorry. What was the funny?

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I was counting on you saying 'Yes'

To which I would've replied, "Meh, if he ain't bringin' you flowers, the hell with 'im."









See what I did there? :D

[goldcanyonaz]

6. Now, is he knocking really hard??

[elshiva]

8. Yes. Darn it! I'm letting him in.

[goldcanyonaz]

9. praise G-d, for all of us here, of couse.

[elshiva]

11. Yes, I just got him a towel. He's very wet and

cold.

[liberaltrucker]

12. I did not knock on that woman's door

**wags finger to camera**

[elshiva]

15. Don't worry, if you don't want it filmed, I'll turn off the camera.

Just thought if you were naked you'd be into some freaky stuff, but we can keep this private.

[Inchworm]

14. you wish

:hi:

[elshiva]

17. Yes and now Sarah Michelle Gellar came in for

a three... this is going to get locked.

[Inchworm]

19. coulda been this guy

Crazy Guggenheim.. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGPCHT_NAus

:woohoo:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Tell him his prostateletizing isn't welcome there.

[elshiva]

24. oh, but I do welcome prostates.

[UrbScotty]

20. LET ME IN!

[elshiva]

22. Come right in Mr. Obama.

[goldcanyonaz]

21. did you find out how big his knocker is?

[elshiva]

23. I promised not to tell.

[goldcanyonaz]

25. there goes my fantasy...

[elshiva]

26. Ok, it's bigger than a bread box.

[kentauros]

29. Does it include a "roll in ze hay?"

:P

[Lil Missy]

27. You have quite a diverse sense of humor.

[Q3JR4]

28. If there was a naked man outside my door I'd let him in.

:P

Q3JR4.