Midlo Doesnt Make Love to Me Anymore

[Magrittes Pipe]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Here. How about an earworm to make you feel better?

I realized the way your eyes deceived me
with tender looks that I mistook for love
So take away the flowers that you gave me
And send the kind that you remind me of
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation,
Like you imitation love for me
I thought that you would be a perfect lover
You seemed so full of sweetness at the start
But like a big red rose that's made of paper
There isn't any sweetness in your heart
Paper Roses
Paper Roses
Oh how real those roses seem to be
But they're only imitation like you imitation love for me

[datasuspect]

2. you must be the only one . . .

[Parche]

3. I Heard

She is having a fling with Sasquatch......:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


They were seen parked in a minivan making out....:woohoo:

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Wrong. I've hired a hit man to take him out.

[Parche]

5. You Hired LynneSin?

:rofl::rofl: :rofl:

Oh, she is going to kill me now........

:woohoo:

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. No she's too old.

Oh, man, she is gonna KILL me for that one.

[SOteric]

7. She's too busy,

what with putting out a hit on Sasquatch, designing the Power Point presentation for the new clique and dashing out to O'Hare to have a beer with JVS, there's just no time for her to put on the aligator mask and fuzzy pink thong to chase you around the bedroom.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. LOL.

:rofl:

:yourock:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. You have it backwards.

I chase women while wearing a fuzzy pink mask and an alligator thong.

[SOteric]

10. In that case,

-she's WAY too busy.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I don't know. He's quite the hottie.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

12. How can you tell behind that fuzzy pink mask?

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. He takes it off for me.

That, and other things. :blush:

[SOteric]

14. I'll just

blank that from my mind by thinking of DS1. Who doesn't need fuzzy pink masks. Or Aligator thongs. And he smells nice.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. He is also one hot looking dude.

:blush:

[SOteric]

16. You've got a point there, chica.

He is one fine looking dude.