There's a party at my house that I'm not invited to. Ask me anything!

[taterguy]

[cbayer]

1. Why aren't you invited?

[taterguy]

2. Because I'm not an 11 year old girl

Or something like that

[bicentennial_baby]

3. You aren't?

My mind is officially blown.

:wow:

[taterguy]

4. Sad but true

[cbayer]

5. You could dress up like one. Scotsmen do it all the time.

[taterguy]

6. How many 6' 3", 240 pound 11 year old girls are there?

Or is that a question that I don't want to know the answer to?

[flvegan]

9. The future Austrian shotput Olympic team currently in training.

[Breeze54]

7. Are they having fun?

:D

[taterguy]

8. They're having a great time

They're playing Rock Band on Xbox

[Breeze54]

10. That sounds like a blast!

You're such a good Dad! :D

[taterguy]

11. Dad? It's my niece and her friends. I'm a good uncle

[bixente]

12. Have you seen any movies by Miike Takashi?

I apologise for my randomness. :D

[taterguy]

13. No I haven't. And randomness is strongly encouraged

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

14. Favorite eponymous album that wasn't the artist/band's debut?

???

[graywarrior]

15. There's an 11 year old girl living in my head

and she pulled a temper tantrum while I was driving in Maine. Mainers drive so fucking sloooooooow (because they can't get there from here)