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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:20 PM
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Some guy in MN tried to commit suicide by jumping into a wood chipper.
"Police say a man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper Thursday in Roseville.

Crews were clearing trees in a public area this afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso. "


http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_9276398

That was his best option? Really?

:freak:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:21 PM
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1. What, no pictures?
:hide:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:23 PM
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3. Oh UghhhH!
:rofl:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:22 PM
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2. There are far better options.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:24 PM
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4. It seems like one method you wouldn't want to chance
screwing up.

Yikes. I hope he gets some serious psychiatric help.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:25 PM
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5. Life imitates Fargo
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:27 PM
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7. Fargo is in North Dakota, damn it!
That movie is lies.

x(
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:30 PM
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12. Most of the action took place in MN
while they were chasing the bad guy down towards the Cities.

Sorry.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:43 PM
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15. Bi-Baby told me to ask you
How did Jesse Ventura win? I was ecstatic back them (hey, I'm a wrasslin' fan), but now I'm annoyed that he called Al Franken a carpetbagger (HA!) and threatened to throw his hat in the ring. I think he'll only hurt Al.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:27 PM
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6. Had he just watched "Fargo?"
:shrug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:27 PM
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8. No! No more Fargo references!
x( x( x(

:D
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:29 PM
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9. How's he feeling today?
Chipper? :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:29 PM
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11. You got a woody by posting that, didn't you?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:34 PM
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13. I have a good mind to make you walk the plank.
:spank:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:29 PM
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10. I told you guys it wasn't a toupee!
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:38 PM
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14. Some people will do anything to qualify for a Darwin Award n/t
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:47 PM
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16. The guy has watched too much Fargo.
Yeah, I made a Fargo reference.
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Miss Carly Donating Member (296 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 06:58 PM
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17. Ya betcha, that guy was kinda funny lookin.....yah
Carly
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